Sophia, 26, UK | Homer Simpson wrecks my pig, Cypress Hill steals my orchestra and Sonic Youth's in my cooler. Get out of there, you kids!
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"this position requires a strong work ethic" ok. goodbye
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Andrews mum posted this a couple of days ago and it's funny because I'm the one who said he looks like a history teacher and she got soooooo annoyed about it. It's me I'm folk
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Two important facts about Andrew's mum: #1 she is a militant vegan in all the worst ways because she posts and DMs me animal gore but then doesn't even stick to the diet and has ice cream and m&ms and coffee with full fat milk. And #2 she openly lusts after Tom Hiddleston and constantly shares pics from the tom Hiddleston fan club Facebook groups. Which leads to me having a bunch of pictures like this on my phone that I made to take the piss out of her
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scumblrs finest 馃彺鬆仹鬆仮鬆伋鬆仯鬆伌鬆伩
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Andrew was meant to visit his mum yesterday but I told him that he shouldn't go cuz I saw she had put on her status that she has impetigo and is still contagious, even though she was telling him she's fine. Anyway because of that she's blocked and deleted me on Facebook LOL
#epic win for me i no longer have to see her post images of animal cruelty#but i do miss out on the tom hiddleston middle aged woman thirst posts
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creative angel gonna visit you tonight. you gonna get some idea
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