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The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers.

WarriorMale

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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

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i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are you doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

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The moment I discovered there's a practical application for all the running I've been doing

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Just an fyi some of your mutuals are egregious cunts. lol

why do u think they’re my mutuals bitch

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welcome back to gamechanger, the only gameshow where the game changes every show! players, you will notice that we are standing in a prison, and that some of you have been designated as “guards” while the rest of you are “prisoners.” over the next few months y

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I’ve always wanted to go to a house party like you see in movies but I never found out about any. Was too busy in the monastery where I was trained to kill

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

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s is for slug