wisteriaandwafers
wisteriaandwafers
Finally Decided On A Name
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I am here to reblog fanfiction and then consume the source media. (In that order) 22
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wisteriaandwafers · 2 days ago
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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man
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wisteriaandwafers · 7 days ago
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Sorry about the rant I'm just SO sick of this "we have to be on all the time never look away if you aren't upset about politics and traumatizing yourself watching people die on Twitter you're wrong and complicit and evil" like I know things are fucked and we need to stay angry but we can do that while also taking a minute to crack open a cold one with the boys or have gay sex or get tipsy at the line dance, we HAVE to have joy to remember why the fuck we're refusing to give up in the first place. Fight like hell for your loved ones and then also go home with them to smoke weed and drink sweet tea and make biscuits covered in honey and butter please, please don't deprive yourself of joy, you're allowed to be happy BEFORE the work is done. You're allowed to be happy.
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wisteriaandwafers · 8 days ago
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I’m sorry that’s not a human thing. That’s a cultural thing. Some cultures are more généralistes and understand fluidity. It’s just what we know but it’s not what ALL the world knows. And as internet and much of global pop culture is influenced by such boxing aspects in some cultures, there seems to be an over-abundance of such sentiment.
But not everywhere is the world this way.
Anthropologists can be split into lumpers and splitters based on if the group by similarity or divide by differences. And this is always interesting to me, bc within two of the cultures I was raised in generalizing is the norm. Within the other 1 and half, separating is, but it is not a human trait. It a a trait of what you know only.
humans love to categorize and then assign personality traits based on those categories, ranging from the mundane to the incredibly concerning. its orange cat behavior. everyone is either an introvert extrovert of ambivert. whats your mbti? enneagram? your classpect? hogwarts house? i'm just a typical taurus. what's your IQ? don't blame me im just a girl. boys will be boys. take this online personality test to determine which of the 9 types of human you are. everyone fits into these boxes. you know what their kind are like.
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wisteriaandwafers · 8 days ago
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this guy in the library is raging bc chatgpt is blocked on their wifi lmfaooo common public library W
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wisteriaandwafers · 8 days ago
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the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.
#fr
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wisteriaandwafers · 8 days ago
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forgetfulness is wild because sometimes its "oops silly me i left the house without my wallet again" and sometimes its "my friend is trying to reminisce on a thing we did together and the fact its jogging nothing in my brain is genuinely kind of distressing"
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wisteriaandwafers · 8 days ago
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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity
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wisteriaandwafers · 9 days ago
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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wisteriaandwafers · 9 days ago
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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THUNDERBOLTS*
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wisteriaandwafers · 9 days ago
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wisteriaandwafers · 10 days ago
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reblog if you're corny and insufferable
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wisteriaandwafers · 10 days ago
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He Hua at the Chengdu Research Base of Giant Panda Breeding.
© Happy Panda.
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wisteriaandwafers · 10 days ago
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color / texture reference - first samples research mood/color & texture: left - Kim Jul-ja, a diver of Jeju, photographed by Kim Hyung-sun.
Instagram @yannicpretzlaff
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wisteriaandwafers · 15 days ago
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hating is fun but sometimes you see someone only ever be a hater and never a lover and it's like. ok well do you like anything at all or do you only see the world in shades of bad to worse
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wisteriaandwafers · 15 days ago
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One day at a time
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wisteriaandwafers · 15 days ago
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tumblr is so funny. ill see someone i havent seen on the dash in a while and be like "oh hey theyre back :)" and i go to their blog and theyve been posting the whole time and our tumblr hours just havent overlapped in a while
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wisteriaandwafers · 15 days ago
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No fr im obsessed
☁︎ ⋆。˚ first class ⋆。 ☁︎ ˚。
pilot!husband!bucky barnes x wife!reader
Mentions: 18+, grumpy but soft buck, tooth-rotting fluff
Summary: Bucky is the pilot everyone knows. Top of his game, perfect safety record, and no room for nonsense on his flights. He doesn't chat much with the crew—rarely even cracks a smile. He's respected, but also feared. But when you—his wife—is on board, he turns into complete mush.
Word Count: 2.1k main masterlist credit to @adalvsseb for the idea
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The tension in the crew lounge was so thick, it felt suffocating.
Two flight attendants hovered near the galley doors, whispering and gossiping like teenagers—as the crew always did to pass the time.
“Captain Barnes seems like he’s in a bad mood today,” one of the flight attendants, Yelena, muttered, glancing toward the cockpit door where Bucky’s silhouette could be seen just faintly.
He had his arms crossed, shoulders tense, and jaw clenched as he stared down at the controls like he always did before his flights.
“When is he not in a bad mood?” the other attendant, Ava, scoffed, patting down her uniform.
They both immediately went silent as the man in question stepped out of the cockpit, his black pilot jacket open to reveal his crisp white shirt, his tie slightly loosened like he had half-assed putting it on.
His cold blue eyes scanned the cabin—sharp and dangerous. 
One of the flight attendants, John, was down the row helping a passenger put their bag up. Poor Walker nearly dropped the luggage when Bucky shot him a judgmental glare, muttering under his breath.
“Incompetent,” Bucky said, shaking his head. “This plane’s never leaving the gate.”
Ava and Yelena gave each other a look—fear and the same desperate thought they didn’t say out loud. 
Please, let this be a short flight. 
But before either of them could retreat, the sound of rolling luggage wheels and soft footsteps on the carpet drifted up the aisle.
Bucky turned his head toward the sound instinctively, and just like that, his entire demeanor shifted before anyone could blink. His shoulders relaxed instantly, arms uncrossing as he turned towards the door.
And there you were—his wife—standing in the frame of the open cabin door, a bag slung over one shoulder, your smile warm and bright despite the early hour. 
“Hi, sweetheart,” your voice came out soft and gentle.
The scariest captain in the fleet nearly tripped over his own feet as he stepped forward to reach you. 
“Hey, doll,” he said just as softly, tilting his head down to press a kiss to your temple, not even caring that the whole crew was staring.
Everyone did a double take, their eyes wide as they watched Bucky brush a strand of hair away from your cheek and tuck it behind your ear. He leaned in, nuzzling his nose against your hair.
“I didn’t know you were on this flight, baby,” he murmured, pressing another kiss to your temple as his arm snaked around your waist. “You missed me that much?”
Bucky didn’t even look back at the open-mouthed crew as he pulled you close against him—like you were a fragile little thing and he only trusted himself to hold you. 
“Of course I did,” you said softly as you nuzzled against him. 
He let out a quiet chuckle, cupping your cheeks in his hands as he looked at you like you were the only person that mattered. He spoke even softer, the crew barely making out the words. Something like “Long morning?” he asked, and you hummed, resting your head briefly on his shoulder despite the sharp line of his crisp uniform.
One of the attendants gasped. 
If someone so much as brushed against Bucky’s shirt, he would have scolded them alive for wrinkling it.
“Did you eat?” Bucky asked, already steering you toward an empty row at the front of first class. “I told you I’d bring you breakfast.”
You waved him off with a sleepy grin. “You did, but I wanted to be with you. Besides, I brought my own snacks.”
He huffed out something that might’ve been a laugh. 
But Captain Barnes? 
Laughing? 
Bucky turned to the nearest flight attendant, his eyes flicking down to the name tag because he couldn’t be bothered to remember the new hire’s name.
“Bob. Could you get my wife some tea? Chamomile, if you’ve got it.”
He didn’t say please, but the polite tone was clear enough to indicate it—because this was Bucky asking. Not ordering.
“Y-yes, Captain,” Bob sprinted to the galley—practically stumbling over his own feet. 
You settled into the seat Bucky guided you to, and he grabbed your bag, stowing it in the overhead bin in one smooth and easy motion.
“You comfortable?” he asked, voice low and soft, like you two were the only people on the plane.
“I’m perfect, James. Go fly your plane,” you chuckled softly, buckling your seatbelt in. 
Bucky chuckled too, bending down as he leaned in closer, feeling your giggle warm against his lips. “Not until you kiss me.”
Somewhere behind him, the co-pilot cleared his throat loudly. “Captain, we do have a schedule…”
Bucky shot him a look that could have crashed the plane on its own. But you just laughed, tugging him closer by his already messed up tie and pressed a quick, soft kiss to his mouth. When you pulled away, Bucky was the one smiling, the faintest shade of pink brushing the tips of his ears.
He stood and turned to the crew, all of whom had suddenly found very interesting things to look at on their clipboards.
“Take care of her,” Bucky announced, voice back to that demanding cold steel.  “She’s the only thing on this plane I care about more than getting you all there safe.”
“Haha,” Bob let out a nervous chuckle and clapped awkwardly. “Captain Barnes—you’re so funny.” 
Yelena leaned in, giving him a warning look. “He’s not joking, Bob.”
Bucky looked back at you one last time, all warmth again. Soft eyes, softer smile as he brushed his knuckles along your jaw. “Call me if you need anything. Anything, babydoll. Okay?”
You gave him a reassuring smile, taking his hand and pressing a chaste kiss to his knuckles. “Go on, Captain. And don’t crash.”
Bucky let out a soft snort and pressed one last kiss to your head before heading back to the cockpit. Once he disappeared behind the door, the cabin came back to life. Boarding announcements echoed overhead, the sounds of carry-ons ruffled through the overhead bins, and passengers settled in for the flight.
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The crew kept stealing glances at you. 
“Thank God Mrs. Barnes is here,” Ava muttered, peeking her head out to watch you. “Makes our work day so much easier.”
Yelena snorted. “Yeah, right. Captain Barnes will be on our asses, telling us to check on her every five seconds.”
Ava shrugged. “I don’t mind. It keeps the Captain happy,” she added, glancing at you again, “and she’s the nicer Barnes.”
The seat belt sign blinked off, and passengers were already dozing off or flipping through in-flight movies.
Yelena perked up at the sound. She nudged Bob gently in the elbow. “That’s our cue,” she said, nodding her head toward you. “Go check in with her if you want to get on Captain Barnes’ good side.”
Bob stood up straight and nodded eagerly. He slipped down the aisle and stopped by your seat. “Mrs. Barnes?” he asked sheepishly. “Can I get you anything? More tea? A snack?”
You lowered the book you were reading and gave him a soft, easy smile. “I’m okay, thank you, Bob. You’re all taking such good care of me already.”
Bob’s shoulders dropped in relief. “We’re just doing our jobs, ma’am…” 
“You can call me by my first name, you know,” you laughed, warm and gentle. “No one has to ‘ma’am’ me.”
Bob jumped at the sound of Captain Barnes’ muffled voice through the crew interphone. He scrambled to grab the handset hanging by the galley door, nearly dropping it as he pressed it to his ear.
“Bob. Is everything alright up front?” 
“Y-Yes, Captain!”
Bob stammered, voice squeaking a little too loud.
“All good up here. Mrs. Barnes is comfortable and doesn’t need anything right now.”
There was a brief, tense pause on the line. Then Bucky’s voice came low and extremely protective. 
“Good. Keep it that way.” 
Bob swallowed hard, glancing back at you with a nervous smile.
“Of course, Captain. Will do.” 
He carefully placed the handset back in its cradle, then he wiped his clammy hands on his pants. 
Ava peeked around the corner, fighting back a grin.
“Careful, Bob. If she’s not satisfied, he’ll toss you out at 30,000 feet. Here,” she grabbed a tray of snacks, “watch and learn.” 
You barely had time to open your book again before Ava appeared beside you with a warm smile and a tray balanced on her palm.
“Mrs. Barnes,” she smiled warmly, “I know you brought your own, but I also brought you some extra snacks just in case. I didn’t know what you liked, so… I just brought a bit of everything.”
Meanwhile, Yelena was fighting back a chuckle as she and Bob watched at a distance. 
You glanced at the neat rows of crackers, fruit, cookies, and a tiny bowl of mixed nuts. “Oh, Ava, that’s so sweet. You didn’t have to do all that!”
Ava’s eyes darted to the cockpit door and back again. “It’s really no trouble at all,” she said quickly. “If you want anything else, just ring the call button. Or don’t.  We’ll check on you anyway.”
You laughed softly and took a cookie from the tray. “Thank you. You’re all spoiling me.”
Before Ava could answer, a ding rang from the intercom by the galley. Yelena grabbed the handset, pressing it to her ear.
“Flight deck.” 
“Yelena. My wife, how is she?” 
Yelena rolled her eyes, but forced her voice to sound chirpy.
"Yes, Captain. She's fine. She's having a snack right now."
"Perfect. What is she having? Chamo—"
"Yes, Chamomile. She likes the cookies, too. Alright, Captain. Yes, Captain. Goodbye, Captain."
She hung up the phone and turned to Ava with a dramatic sigh. “That’s the third time in an hour. I’m really about to tell him to come check himself if he’s so worried.”
“Does he really call that much?” you asked, half-embarrassed. “I’m sorry if it’s such an inconvenience to you guys—” 
Yelena grinned, shaking her head. “Not at all. The big scary Captain turns into a golden retriever if you’re here. So even though he’s pestering us every ten seconds, it’s actually a good day for the crew.” 
Bob appeared next to you, offering a warm towel in his hands like it was gold. “I brought you a hot towel, Mrs. Barnes,” he said shyly. 
“Oh, Bob, thank you,” you said, taking it and gently pressing it to your face. “You’re all too kind, really.”
Before they could scatter back to work, the intercom crackled again. Yelena snatched the handset before Bob could fumble it again. 
“Captain, again? She’s fine—she’s using the hot towel Bob gave her. Yes, Bob. The new one. He’s doing fine, Captain. Yes, she’s smiling. Okay. Okay. Bye, Captain.”
She slammed the handset back into the cradle and gave you a look. “If he calls one more time, I’m throwing this stupid headset out the window.” 
Ava leaned closer, whispering. “He wants you in the cockpit, you know. If you aren’t in his line of sight, he’ll go crazy.” 
You laughed, trying to hide your grin behind your hand. “Don’t worry, I’ll keep him in line when we land.”
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The landing was smooth—smoother than usual, according to Yelena, who nudged Ava and whispered, “He only flies this soft when she’s on board.”
Passengers were already filing out, and when you finally reached the front of the plane, your bag slung over your shoulder, Bucky immediately bolted to you and pulled you into him. One big hand cradled the back of your head as he pressed a deep kiss to your lips, a kiss that went on way too long for it to be considered appropriate in a workplace.
Behind him, the flight attendants froze mid-task. Bob nearly dropped a stack of folded blankets. Ava turned away dramatically, pretending to check the overhead bins. Yelena made a gagging sound that she didn’t bother to hide.
Bucky pulled back slightly to brush his nose against yours. “Did they take good care of you, doll?” he murmured, thumb stroking your cheek.
You giggled softly, your hands resting in the front of his uniform shirt.
“They did. They were perfect. Almost as good as you.”
He huffed a quiet laugh against your lips.
“Almost? Don't worry. I'll show you how good I can take care of you tonight,” he leaned in and kissed you again, this time more possessively, his hands cupping your jaw. "You ready to go home, sweetheart?"
At a distance, Bob whispered to Yelena, “Should we… clap or something?”
Yelena elbowed him. “Don’t you dare. Just… get your bag and let's get the hell out of here.”
And as the crew bustled around you, rolling their eyes or pretending not to peek, Bucky pressed one last kiss to your temple, and despite him being exhausted from his long day, he took your bag off your shoulder without asking and slung it over his own. He laced his fingers through yours, ignoring the way the crew pretended to gag behind him.
“Alright, Mrs. Barnes,” he said softly. “Let’s get you home.”
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