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due to personal reasons, please unfollow / disregard MALACHI HOWELL-GLENN & ELIJAH HOLT. we’ll miss you, pal ! the faceclaims of TREVOR JACKSON & WINSTON DUKE are once again open for applications !

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everyone, please follow EBIS COLEMAN-PIERCE, our handsome JIDENNA fc !

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hi there! how active are your members?

hello! like any other group, we have our bouts of inactivity, but overall our members are very active and keep the dash alive for the most part.

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everyone, please follow TITUS COOPER, KENNEDY JONES, & BELLAMY ASHFORD, our handsome BRIAN J. SMITH, JON BERNTHAL, & HENRY CAVILL fc’s !

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congratulations, sloth, sky, snuss, zero, & north ! we just heard you’ve signed your lease, & we look forward to having KENNEDY JAMES, BELLAMY ASHFORD, EBIS COLEMAN-PIERCE, TITUS COOPER, & ASHER MCVEY in our community ! you have ( 24 ) hours to submit your account(s), so please read over the checklist to ensure a smooth move-in process, & if you have any questions, we’re here for you ! as of making this post, the fcs of JON BERNTHAL, HENRY CAVILL, JIDENNA, BRIAN J. SMITH, & CALLUM KERR are taken unless no accounts are received. thank you !

( jon bernthal, male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at KENNEDY JAMES, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re FORTY, and moved to wisteria court about TEN YEARS ago, and that they’re currently A CONTRACTOR. i’ve also heard that they’re BISEXUAL and really into BAREBACK, ORAL SEX, & THREESOMES. what’s juiciest of all is that THAT HIS CONSTRUCTION COMPANY IS ALSO A SECRET ESCORT AGENCY, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by sloth, 21, cst, he/him.

( henry cavill, cisgender male, he/him or they/them ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at BELLAMY ASHFORD, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re THIRTY-FIVE, and moved to wisteria court about SIX YEARS AGO ago, and that they’re currently WORKING AS THE OWNER AND EXECUTIVE CHEF OF L'ASSIETTE. i’ve also heard that they’re HOMOSEXUAL and really into OVERSTIMULATION, MIRRORS, & EXHIBITIONISM. what’s juiciest of all is that HE INTENTIONALLY MARRIED AN OLDER MILLIONAIRE AND INHERITED HIS CAPITAL UPON HIS DEATH, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by sky, 24, est, they/them.

( jidenna, cis male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at EBIS COLEMAN-PIERCE, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re FORTY YEARS OLD and moved to wisteria court about TEN YEARS ago, and that they’re currently WORKING AS THE OWNER of SPILL TEA SHOP. i’ve also heard that they’re PAN-HOMO-SEXUAL and really into SLOPPY ORAL SEX | BREEDING | PASSIONATE SEX. what’s juiciest of all is that HE HAS A PARTICULAR CUSTOMER THAT FREQUENTS THE TEA SHOP TO DELIVER MORE THAN LOAVES OF BREAD, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by snuss, 30, est, he/him.

( brian j. smith, cis-male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at TITUS COOPER, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re THIRTY FIVE, and moved to wisteria court about NINE MONTHS ago, and that they’re currently WORKING AS AN AUTO-MECHANIC AT DALES AUTOMOTIVE. i’ve also heard that they’re HOMOSEXUAL and really into LIGHT BONDAGE, BODY WORSHIP, & BLINDFOLDS. what’s juiciest of all is that HE WAS A DIRTY COP BEFORE MOVING TO WISTERIA COURT, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by zero, 24, central, he/him.

( callum kerr, cis-male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at ASHER MCVEY, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re THIRTY, and moved to wisteria court about ONE WEEK ago, and that they’re currently WORKING AS A CRISIS NEGOTIATOR with the FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION. i’ve also heard that they’re HOMOSEXUAL and really into BONDAGE, PUBLIC SEX, & EXHIBITIONISM. what’s juiciest of all is that HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR A FIRE THAT DESTROYED THEIR FAMILY’S ESTATE, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by north, 26, est, he/him.

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where are you both? i get if you're busy, but you're leaving the group hanging here

hello ! admin j here to let you know that, starting tomorrow, i’ll be a more active presence on the dashboard. my boyfriend’s computer broke, & he had to use mine in order to finish up all of his online school work, so i haven’t had much of a chance to be online much in the last ( 5 ) days ! however, he’s finished with his work, so things are back to normal ! at present, i’m going to quickly accept applications, update the ooc page, & anything else that’s in dire need of an update ! if you have questions, i’ll be here for about another hour before signing off until tomorrow morning ! again, thank you for being so understanding with both admin l. & i. we’ll do better in the future, & if we need further assistance on the main / on the discord, we’ll be sure to let any interested parties know !

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hey everyone, this is just a little admin note to address a few things. first, i want to apologize for the lack of activity on the main. someone i’m close to lost a loved one to covid, so i’ve been busy trying to keep an eye on them and take care of them. admin j is currently going through things as well, but no one’s leaving and no one’s left you guys hanging. i’m going to spend the day cleaning up the main, fixing the discord, replying to messages and getting everything in order. to everyone still here with us, thank you for sticking through our dry phase, i appreciate it a lot. again, i’m sorry for everything and i’ll do my best to be a better admin in the future.

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everyone, please follow CARTER AVERY-O’HARA & GEORGE LUIZ GONZALEZ, our handsome NICK JONAS & LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA fc’s !

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everyone, please follow JASON ABERNATHY, SUNDER “SUN” KAMAL, ARLO KAMAL, & JESSE ST. CLAIR, our handsome DEREK THELER, SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY, DANIEL HENNEY, & TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET fc’s !

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Most wanted younger fcs?

hello, ‘non ! here’s a new and improved list of wanted younger fc’s for you. if none of these faceclaims work for your vision, let us know & we’ll come up with some more options for you to look through ! — kj apa, mason dye, jaden smith, curran walters, shawn mendes, cameron dallas, peyton meyer, jacob elordi, kim taehyung, herman tømmeraas, itzan escamilla, cody christian, corey fogelmanis, elliot fletcher, arón piper, tarjei sandvik moe, noah centineo, matt cornett, keiynan lonsdale, grant gustin, alex aiono, froy gutierrez, bang chan, ryan potter, niall horan, lee felix, & jack gilinsky !

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congratulations, dove, snuss, fortune, apollo, ember, & kal ! we just heard you’ve signed your lease, & we look forward to having JESSE ST. CLAIR, CARTER AVERY-O’HARA, SUNDER “SUN” KAMAL, ARLO KAMAL, GEORGE LUIZ GONZALEZ, & JASON ABERNATHY in our community ! you have ( 24 ) hours to submit your account(s), so please read over the checklist to ensure a smooth move-in process, & if you have any questions, we’re here for you ! as of making this post, the fcs of TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET, NICK JONAS, SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY, DANIEL HENNEY, LIN-MANUEL MIRANDA, & DEREK THELER are taken unless no accounts are received. thank you !

( timothée chalamet, cis male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at JESSE ST. CLAIR, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re TWENTY-TWO, and moved to wisteria court about SIX YEARS ago, and that they’re currently WORKING AS A BARISTA. i’ve also heard that they’re HOMOSEXUAL and really into LINGERIE, PUBLIC SEX & DADDY KINK. what’s juiciest of all is that JESSE DOES SOME CAMWORK ON THE SIDE FOR SOME EXTRA CASH, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by dove, 24, est, he/him.

( nick jonas, cis male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at CARTER AVERY-O’HARA , and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re TWENTY-THREE, and moved to wisteria court about ONE YEAR & TWO MONTHS ago, and that they’re currently a HOMO / EROTICA FEATURED ARTIST. i’ve also heard that they’re HOMOSEXUAL and really into EXHIBITIONISM | FROTTAGE | BEING FINGERED. what’s juiciest of all is that HE SABOTAGED QUITE A FEW OF HIS COMPETITORS’ WORKS IN ORDER TO GET HIS PLACE AT THE GALLERY but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by snuss, 30, est, he/him.

( sendhil ramamurthy, cis male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at SUNDER “SUN” KAMAL, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re FORTY-FIVE, and moved to wisteria court about TWO YEARS ago, and that they’re currently  WORKING AS AN ECONOMIST AT KAMAL ENTERPRISES. i’ve also heard that they’re BISEXUAL and really into ANONYMOUS SEX, DIRTY-TALK, & EXHIBITIONISM. what’s juiciest of all is that HIS EX-WIFE DIVORCED HIM AFTER FINDING A SEX TAPE OF HIM WITH ANONYMOUS MEN, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by fortune, 22, gmt -3, he/him.

( daniel henney, cis male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at ARLO KAMAL, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re FORTY-TWO, and moved to wisteria court about TWO YEARS ago, and that they’re currently WORKING AS A CORPORATE LAWYER. i’ve also heard that they’re BISEXUAL and really into FROTTAGE, SEX TOYS & CHOKING. what’s juiciest of all is that HE IS KNOWN TO USE HACKING TO FORWARD HIS CASES, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by apollo, 24, est.

( lin-manuel miranda, male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at GEORGE LUIZ GONZALEZ, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re THIRTY FIVE, and moved to wisteria court about FIVE YEARS  ago, and that they’re currently WORKING AS A FAMOUS MUSICIAN . i’ve also heard that they’re GAY and really into  HUMILIATION/DEGRADATION, SIZE KINK, & BONDAGE. what’s juiciest of all is that SECRETS FROM THE TABLOIDS/HIS AGENT - THEY DON’T KNOW THAT HE’S POLYAMOROUS/THAT HE’S A KINKY BASTARD. HE ALSO SLEPT WITH THE RECORD LABEL HEAD TO GET SIGNED but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by ember, 26, est, she/hers.

( derek theler, cis-male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at JASON ABERNATHY, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re THIRTY, and moved to wisteria court about TWO YEARS ago, and that they’re currently OWNING A VET CLINIC. i’ve also heard that they’re HOMOSEXUAL and really into GETTING PRAISED, BODY WORSHIP, EXHIBITIONISM. what’s juiciest of all is that HE’S DIVORCED AND HIS EX TOOK THE LARGER PART OF HIS MONEY, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around. — penned by kal, 25, gmt+3, he/him.

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+1 wanted connection has been added to the wc page !

( billy van winkle, our robert buckley fc ) is looking forward to seeing their ( half-/brother ) on the dashboard with travis van winkle, derek theler, chris pratt, jake mcdorman, tom austen, dustin milligan, utp as their faceclaim. if you need more information, please feel free to send them a message at ( https://roscbud.tumblr.com/ ) or message the main for assistance.

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+2 wanted connections have been added to the wc page !

( luke stevenson, our armie hammer fc ) is looking forward to seeing their ( lover ) on the dashboard with ( timothée chalamet ) as their faceclaim. if you need more information, please feel free to send them a message at ( luke stevenson ) or message the main for assistance.

( maxwell townsend, our daniel gillies fc ) is looking forward to seeing their ( ex-fiance he is still in love with ) on the dashboard with ( daniel sunjata, alexander skarsgard, hugh dancy, hugh jackman, josh duhamel, charlie weber, charlie hunnam, open fc ideas ) as their faceclaim. if you need more information, please feel free to send them a message at ( https://powerful-and-unstoppable.tumblr.com/ ) or message the main for assistance.

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Any chance of a discord/ooc chat?

we have one ! an updated invitation link is right here !

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everyone, please follow PACO CABAL & JULES STEPHENS, our handsome mark consuelos & zac efron fcs !

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congratulations, xs ! we just heard you’ve signed your lease, & we look forward to having PACO CABAL in our community ! you have ( 24 ) hours to submit your account(s), so please read over the checklist to ensure a smooth move-in process,& if you have any questions, we’re here for you ! as of making this post, the fc of MARK CONSUELOS is taken unless no account is received. thank you !

(  mark consuelos, cis male, he/him ) get this — i was coming home from work today and managed to get a good look at PACO CABAL, and i almost got into a car accident. they sure are gorgeous, huh ? i heard they’re FORTY-NINE, and moved to wisteria court about ONE YEAR ago, and that they’re currently HEAD OF SECURITY FOR WISTERIA COURT. i’ve also heard that they’re HOMOSEXUAL and really into AGE PLAY, ROLEPLAYING, & DOMINATION. what’s juiciest of all is that HE WAS REMOVED FROM HIS ROLE OF SHERIFF IN HIS HOME TOWN FOR ABUSES OF POWER, but you didn’t hear that from me, got it ? i’m just glad i’ll be seeing much more of them around.— penned by xs, 27, est, he/him, pansies

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everyone, please refollow ADEN WHITE, our handsome jordan calloway fc !