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ciri.

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ilovemyamatus said:

"Oh yeah you can kill a basilisk with a mirror. If you bash its head in with it."

“No, you can’t. It would kill you.”

“Was that a challenge?”

*sounds of scuffling as the witchers scramble to be the first one to kill a basilisk with just a mirror*

Witchers are literate. They have to be, to learn about monsters and potion recipes. This can result in some awkward realizations when people see witchers (like Geralt) absorbed in books. 

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rectoressrita said:

esp cheap novels where he mutters about the monster being written wrong

ehehehe, totally. The wolven witchers share books with inaccurate monster portrayals so they can complain about them together.

“I can’t-- you can’t kill a vampire with holy water!? They’re sword oils, not glorified water--”

“I mean... I guess I understand why people think silver kills werewolves-- BECAUSE MY SWORD IS MADE OF SILVER, BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO KILL THEM YOURSELF.”

Witchers are literate. They have to be, to learn about monsters and potion recipes. This can result in some awkward realizations when people see witchers (like Geralt) absorbed in books. 

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i’m back to being Philippa trash pass it on

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Witchers are literate. They have to be, to learn about monsters and potion recipes. This can result in some awkward realizations when people see witchers (like Geralt) absorbed in books. 

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did the font on Tumblr change?!?!

Ugh..... I promise I don’t mean to be gone for months at a time. I just have no free time to do anything in college. Don’t be an art major if you want to do other projects, y’all.

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Regis: What good could possibly come out of having so many people murdered?

Eredin: Less traffic during rush hours.

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idk why the art I make is so shit quality on tumblr when I post it. Anyone know why?

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Geralt: Why can't you work with me? I hate how these assholes always thinks a girl's place is in the kitchen.

Ciri: It's okay. That's where all the knives are kept.

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Witcher eyes!

Each school would have different colored eyes (of course, there is a range). I just really like the idea of witchers with eyes that are different from one another. The school’s different mutagens spit out different eye colors but isn’t uncommon for some witchers to have eyes that are not the typical color (usually blue, except for manticore) or they have heterochromatic eyes. 

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Vernon BROche

No chill but brings the sass

BONUS:

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The most useless item in the Witcher games:

Dettlaff’s knife.

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my tablet deleted my work halfway through but at least I managed to save this… also I don’t know what happened with all those Katakan paws and legs, they lok terrible

I blame @velvettodraws for introducing me to the concept of baby Katakan support cuddle piles and to the headcanon that every time Dettlaff is sad a bunch a babies show up to comfort him

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Bad sketch, but in honor of @awrypath being sick with a cold. Because what better way to get over being sick than dragging a witcher down with you?

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when you accidentally tag the wrong person D:

@ boringid said (in a reblog):

How exactly does it prevent magic use? skin contact and/or being in the path of magic cast? Maybe it works as handcuffs via skin contact, and as plates to disrupt the ‘flow’ but it’s fine since there’s no skin-contact? Even if the plates are exposed unless they’re near his face it’d be unlikely that Geralt could accidentally touch them (for example if pinned) since he wears gloves constantly. I like the idea of the different ratio of components changing the dimiterium properties though.

Ahh, new ideas! <3 I like the skin contact one now, too! That makes loads of sense. Now to make a post about what we’ve decided about dimeritium :)

Let me just rant for a little bit here. 

The Witcher universe states dimeritium prevents magic use, right? Can we all agree on that? They use dimeritium cuffs to prevent mages from casting magic. Geralt has dimeritium bombs for magical enemies.

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so why the hell does the Ursine and Wolven armor have dimeritium plates?!?!?! IT MAKES NO SENSE 

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