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How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

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mutuals we are baking cookies together

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7 is the only proper way

Tag yourself I’m 5

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Hemp is so threatening to the Commodities Industry, they have Lobbied Against Legalization since the 1920s.

Phroyd

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ive been getting really into homicide recently

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If you use the word “queerbaiting” about characters who are openly queer in the text, just because you’re not sure if some ship will be canon or not, you are never allowed to use words again.

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I think there are a lot of people who have a mental concept of, and can be accommodating of, disability-related “I cannot do this” but don’t have a concept of, and are terrible at accommodating, disability-related “the cost of doing that is much higher for me than for most people”. 

That’s probably for a lot of reasons. The cost of doing something is mostly invisible to other people, while not being able to do something at all is really visible. Disabled people often themselves don’t have the concept “doing this is much harder for me than for other people” and think “other people work harder than me” or “I suck” or “I hate doing that but don’t know why”. It’s much easier to evaluate and verify ‘impossible’ than ‘really costly and awful’. 

And if something is easy for you, it can be really hard to imagine what it being costly would be like. I bet most people who can drive have an easier time imagining “you can’t drive”, which they can imagine like “you don’t have access to a car”, than “you can drive, but drives of more than ten minutes will usually (but not always) give you a headache and a buzzing sensation that lasts on-and-off for the next few hours, and drives of more than half an hour are so exhausting you had better be able to nap for hours when you reach your destination, and turning the radio on keeps you awake but makes you spatial awareness worse”. 

This is terrible because far more disability things manifest as “the cost of doing that is much higher” than as “doing that is impossible”. 

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Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.

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i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

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evil fonts. HELL vetica. CRIMES new roman. IMPACT (fatal). MAL ibri. arial

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hey so protip if you have abusive parents and need to get around the house as quietly as possible, stay close to furniture and other heavy stuff because the floor is settled there and it’s less likely to creak

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i think tumblr should have an @everyone feature. this would solve nothing and make everything worse

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tired of children's media propaganda broccoli is actually the best vegetable in the whole wide world she is my girlfriend and my wife and we should make broccoli the international vegetable of all time