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I constantly think about the quote (literally no idea what it’s from) I read once about how teenage girls want to fuck their band guy idols because it’s the closest they can get to wanting to BE their band guy idols. Like damn… way to recontextualize my entire adolescence with 1 sentence

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I want to say, I'm happy for how things turned out with Buttons in the season two. It's just right.

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A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

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OKAY WELL FUCK ME THAT WAS 2 MINUTES OF NONESTOP EMOTIONS

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The implication in the trailer that IMP gets the crystal and still refuses to use human disguises is cracking me up

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im gonna throw up

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THE TRAILER FOR HELLYVA BOSS JUST RELEASED AND THERES SO MUCH!! STOLAS BLITZ VIA!!! MY BABIES!!!!

My favorite screenshots from the trailer, part one

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SCRATCHING AND NOMING ON THE WALLS

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Gee, you guys, I absolutely can't wait...for my heart to break 🙃

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⚠️ HELLUVA BOSS SEASON 2 TRAILER SPOILERS ⚠️

GOOD FUCKING BYE.

“i just want someone to care. i just want someone to want… me.”

“i destroy everything. i make everyone’s lives worse.”

im done.

IM FUCKING DONE.

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OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CRIPPLING ANGST BETWEEN THESE TWO

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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reblog for sample size !!

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Please communicate with your friends oh my god. When I was 12, my best friend who I grew up with got a massive crush and would only ever talk about that. I hated it. I felt left behind. At the time I didn't know I was aromantic but that was pretty much my first taste of feeling less important to someone because they have a romantic interest now. And guess what? I told her how I felt about that and she apologized to me and although she still talked about her crush, I wasn't being put aside anymore and we had other things to talk about too

So please. It is inevitable that your friends will find somebody which will most likely mean the friendship won't be a priority for them but when that happens please just tell them how you feel about that, I promise that they will listen to you. Your friends still love you and most of the time they just don't realize that they're putting you aside when they're preoccupied with their love life. If you don't tell them they won't know what the problem is

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so... you gonna answer that, or... [id in alt!]

the pocket circuit online gf...

+ spending a day with haruka :]

+ + close-ups & the sketch

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There was no fishing minigame in kiwami 1 because if there were , kiryu would be like (playing normally) “oh this is a big one !!!” And then go HIYAAAHHHH And pull the fish out of the water only for it to be majima wearing a snorkelling mask (he was fully underwater so he was really just holding his breath) and then he keeps it on as he fights kiryu but all of his voicelines are muffled (because of the snorkel) and when kiryus done he lifts majima over his head and throws him back into the ocean and is like “heh... i guess not even my hobbies are safe from majima-san. I have to be more careful next time”

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fem!kazumaji // this happens several times a day