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witchy-madness · 4 years ago
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Prompts: Jennifer Barkley X Michelle Rueben [Hahn High AU]
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[A/N: Eeeeeee I'm so excited, this is my first ever fic for the KHahn characters and in my new collection of Hahn High-- and also Tumblr so please be kind with me. I haven't written in like a year or two and I'm waaayyy behind on my character studies but I do hope to stay and come out with more fics-- so if you guys wanna see some fics, have some ideas, let me knowwww-- also forgive me since Jen and Michelle aren't really characters I know that well yet. Hope you enjoy bbs~ :3
-Zachie
-Jennifer Barkley is one of the Maths teacher, teaching mainly Statistics.
-Michelle Rueben, on the other hand, is an intern for Eve Fletcher, their resident English teacher.
-Jen didn't particularly hate her like she did the others, being usually the only one able to control the mess that the others would get themselves into, and for that she respected Eve.
-(Except for the times she'd get told off herself, now that wasn't fun.)
-So when Eve had gotten infected by the snot-bag once known as Raquel Fein, she had agreed to take up her class, with the other being busy as the finals came up.
-What can she say, having no remorse for the kids came in handy.
-And that's how Jennifer Ann Barkley became Michelle Rueben's boss and worst nightmare.
-Michelle had always kept an eye out for the strawberry blonde-haired teacher, how smart she sounded, the way she likes her coffee when they're at the faculty-- extra dark, even the exact time when she arrives at school, not too early but never late.
-Jen had caught her eye ever since she started working there and Michelle thought that working alongside the infamous Jennifer Barkley would've been amazing--
-Bossy, insensitive, irritating, Michelle could go on and on about how shitty her temporary boss was, not to mention how Jen treated the kids.
-Michelle sometimes wondered how could one person be so cruel.
-She was childish. That was probably the only reason that she could think of as to why in all hell would Jen be even in this place. That and she probably feeds off the souls of the kids.
-There were times when Jen would ask coffee only to not want it a few moments later after Michelle had gone through hell and back to get it.
-Jen on the other hand, didn't even spare a glance to the girl, always too busy reading, maybe talking to someone on the phone. Heck, Michelle thinks she doesn't even remember her name!
-And as the resident hopeless romantic, she wasn't just having that. So instead she had a bottle of wine, a good cry and a marathon of Titanic again.
-Michelle just couldn't do it anymore. Call her dramatic, as everyone else does, but Jen was a monster. She was a lunatic somehow always finding a way to torture them in the most painful way possible.
-Thankfully, Eve came back before she had done something she would regret. But Michelle unfortunately, caught a sick day, not knowing if it was because her head is about to explode, courtesy of a certain Barkley, being hella drunk or the sneezing Eve Fletcher that she was supposed to hang around with all day.
-Michelle was a a sweetheart in the faculty, having Coach Dunkler taking a liking to her.
-When she hadn't shown up the next day though, Carla had started to get worried.
-She visited her after school, making sure nobody saw her. She just can't have anyone thinking Carla Dunkler actually has a heart.
-A hungover Michelle greeted her, spilling most, if not all that she felt.
-The next day, Michelle was still sick, but Eve gave her time off because she knew it was her fault for having brought in the virus, having Jen help her instead.
-Carla had gotten a word of it and so when the bell rang, she had walked herself straight into the English classroom, fist curled up and ready to hit with impact.
-Jennifer was not amused.
-Neither was Carla to be honest, as Jen opened her mouth.
-Carla had managed to let her finish, taking up every inch of her patience.
-But when Carla had the chance to tell her as to why there's now a huge bruise on her eye, Jennifer fell silent.
-Carla waited for a response yet the usually sharp-tongued woman had nothing to throw.
-The next day, Michelle came in to work.
-She was still a bit bummed because of her unfortunate experience but as she came into the English room, a bouquet of flowers awaited her.
-And to her surprise, a certain Jennifer Barkley who had sunglasses on for some totally unrelated reason.
-"Uhm... Those were from-- uh... They're for... They're for you. You know, whatever. M'sorry--"
-Michelle.exe has stopped working.
-But the first thing she was able to do was wrap the woman in a bone crushing hug despite what she knows Ursula would tell her later.
-Jen, as much as she-- didn't despise the situation-- squirmed, confirming that Carla left her with a little complimentary magic trick, turning one bone into two! Y a y .
-And despite the trip down to the infirmary much later, it was a pretty nice day if Jen would say so herself.
-"Enough with the hugs, Rueben."
-"Aww... Of course, Annie-bear~"
-Carla never let that one go.
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