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Sakurai Atsushi quotes
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A lot of children were brought here today so I shouldn’t say any kind of weird stuff… But let’s have sex!!
Drums, Yagami Toll. Bass, Higuchi Yutaka. Guitar, Hoshino Hidehiko. Guitar, Imai Hisashi. And vocals, me.
Geppetto is such a good old man.
Q:What do you first do when you enter the dressing room? A: Resolution.
Let’s shake! Let’s shake our hips!!!
Right after opening a bottle of red wine gulp some shochu, and when you want to sleep - pass out drinking vodka.
Please, some rain, Fuji Maki.
Guitar, who has legs a little longer than me, Hoshino Hidehiko!
Father complex, mother complex, brother complex*, together is family complex!**
Kneeling… let me suck… your things…
But honestly, when you’re looking at me, you’re thinking that I look cool, don’t you?
I’m desinterested in the relatively fashionable ones.***
The key to a long-lasting band is to have a lot of patience.
Dance! C. C. Lemon!!
Stop the war! Let’s stop the war and love each other! Stop killing each other and love each other!
All the other members drink sake… to be honest, I love shochu**** more.
This year I’ll become a God.
If I happen to masturbate home, it’s watching… the cat…
Let’s be friends even when I become an old man.
Q:Eh? Are you watching anime? A:I do. Majokko Megu-chan for example.
Imai-san and Hide-san are musicians. I’m a band man.
Monjayaki with strawberry syrup in Gunma? I hadn’t seen that!
Guitar, Higuchi Yutaka! B-b-bass? Bass, Higuchi Yutaka!
Abingdon High School’s… eh? Oh, it seems that I changed the band’s name.
I want an omiya***** for myself.
I play cards on the fur****** too~
Papa, mama, I am back!
Far eve, for Yokusuka, baby ♪ Far eve, for Yokusuka, baby ♪ [t.n.: ???]
Today, Kitty-chan… croak-croak-croak, I’m watching~ [t.n.: ???????]
Hoooo! Hey Baby! Yeah! Today… From the first sight! That person! Sing with me! Yeah! Kiyoharu baby!!!! [t.n.: ???????????????????]
Going mad! C. C. Lemon!!!!
Stupid guitar!… Hide! A lot more of a stupid guitar!… Hisashi!
We are Victor~
Lascivious adult flowers of evil…
I think I’d rather prefer to die than to get tan.
The crotch was split and the air leaked in. I’m sorry if you’ve seen the insides.
Buck! Tiiiick!
Juuump! When standing up, juuump!
The goths and the cockroaches are going to survive.
Nyaaa!
I didn’t think that it will be so much snow in Sapporo… I didn’t think that the highway would freze either… So I came wearing some light shoes. That wasn’t really nice. But yesterday’s moon was so pleasant to look at behind the snow.
Outside seems to be so cold… I want to sing a summer song.
Do you have sex? If there’s that excitement, it’s okay to do your stuff even under an emergency staircase.
Skull-chan, what is life? Hey, tell me, Skull-chan…
My cat is doing well. It’s cute.
I came back to be reconstructed as a hand-made human. [t. n.: ????????]
And everyone is like, Imai this and Imai that… I’m not listening to that “Lucy”, look at me!!
Love is killing.
Nice madame!
Let’s have sex!
*He means there Electra Complex, Oedipus Complex and GSA.
** I guess it was meant to sound like a joke, since those complexes in Japanese sound like “fathcom” or “brothcom” and it was “famicom”. However, in Japan, famicom is also the name for the Nintendo Entertaiment System.
***It’s such a stupid sentence. Also can be translated as “I’m particulary desinterested in being fashionable”.
****A Japanese alcoholic beverage, similar to vodka.
***** That word has several meanings:
imperial palace; shrine;
woman of imperial lineage who has borne a child;
elderly woman of imperial lineage
I don’t know which one he meant.
******OR hair. God knows.
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I can’t stop laughing, these jokes are so lame but so damn funny xD
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Nicolas Cage and Nicholas Hoult describing Renfield and Dracula in six words video source
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what i love very much about buffy as a show is it seems like you cant say "they shouldve been at the club" because they were, critically, at the club literally all the time. however, despite this, and i can't emphasize this enough, oh my god, they shouldve been at the club. especially buffy herself. no one shouldve been at the club more. and she WAS. however, in the ways that are important, she also was not
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#I have an UNGODLY number of copies of both Okami and Persona 3#slightly less ungodly number of copies of Catherine and Saints Row 3 but still somewhag#somewhat*
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@people who dont celebrate Christmas
Happy day
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please reblog if you vote! I wanna get as much data as I can.
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