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I love how the fandom always makes Jon really fucking good at cooking, like this is divine level shit people would pay money for this etc.

Or

He’s banned from the kitchen after he absolutely fucked up every food related task he needed to do

No in between

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Arthur Lester: The Gods' Favorite chewtoy

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See the coffee is a metaphor, you understand, because Alice brings it to Sam, who she currently still has feelings for, and she brings coffee to Celia, who's Sam's love interest, therefore lowkey telling us Alice is trying to be fine with Sam falling in love with Celia, and she doesn't bring coffee for Gwen specifically, BUT when Gwen assumes Celia's coffee is for her, SAM IS THE ONE WHO TELLS HER IT IS, happily and cheerfully, implying that Sam is giving his blessing to Alice and Gwen's future relationship, something that neither Gwen and Alice are fully ready for at this point (hence their surprise, stilted gentleness to each other, and the argument starting ten seconds later). Meanwhile Celia is like "... I'm really fine with not having coffee rn it's chill" cementing that she's not here for a relationship at all, even if she does end up with Sam down the line.

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so excited for my beloved Jonathan in his trip to another country!! hopefully he’ll find lots of interesting things, though i’m incredibly sad for his fianceé :( we are going to miss him lots

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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!

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always excited to listen to the new tmap episodes because one second your laughing like LMAOOO bonzo lap dance and moments later all you can do is sit there like this

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Just finished glee what do I do with my life now

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He Michaels on my Shelley til I Spiral.

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Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

That’s one of my prettiest pieces and i am really proud of it so if you could reblog that it would mean everything to me 🙏

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the fact that Jonathan Sims was screwed from the beginning. calculated to be the most likely to bring about the apocalypse from childhood. he never stood a chance at happiness, his life was always supposed to end this way.

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ANOTHER. BANGER. EPISODE. DEDICATION.

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Ajax: are you okay, Achilles ? Achilles, sighing: Patroclus used to call me Achilles. Ajax: yeah because it's your fucking name.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ARTHUR LESTER

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nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

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I don’t post anything ever but I saw someone talk about Alice saying “at least it’s not both legs” and headcannoning Sam as an amputee and I’d like to put in my two cents

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you know what. i'm gonna say it.

i am not surprised that the british government is sanctioning murderous fear entities. that's what they've been doing for the last several hundred years.