wite-animal-handler

[wite-animal-handler]

Uhm... hey. Do you know the RED Animal handler? Guessing you do, or maybe don't. it's fine- Do you know anything he likes, maybe...?

-@meet-the-tracker

Oh hey, hmm let's see... the red handler... I know of him, never met them though.... your probably better off asking Jasper ( @blu-animal-handler ) seeing as they're the one that fights him.

[wite-animal-handler]

coming back to ddvau

[wite-animal-handler]

You dating my parents makes me unreasonably angry

[I am completely doing this for the funny]

...That's nice..?

Sorry kid but that's just not your choice.

[wite-animal-handler]

*zips up and picks them up*

HALLOOOO LIEBE!!!

@redmedicfemale

AAA- Oh!! H- hello bugs!!!

*they laugh off how much they were scared by them appearing so suddenly*

W- what are you doing here my dove?

[wite-animal-handler]

um your girlfriend is insane with her doves. . .and forgot to do normal doctor things. . .

Oh I.. I am aware. She does this often...

[wite-animal-handler]

um. . . .your girlfriend is a cat. . .you need to to to heavy. . . .

A cat you say? How did that happen? Well if she is a cat then she's welcome into the shelter. I can take care of her until we figure out a way to get her back to normal..

[wite-animal-handler]

GO WHITE BOY GO

GO WHITE BOY GO

GO WHITE BOY GO

Uhm... not a boy? But uh.. thanks... I guess...?

[wite-animal-handler]

You hurt my parents and you’re dead, animal boy

@redmedicfemale @spiritually-damaged-heavy

I... you don't really scare me but nice try kiddo.

[wite-animal-handler]

YOURE NOW JUST ONE GENDER, AND IM OPTING FOR YOU TO BE A GAL!!!!!!

—🦠

HUH?? WHAT?? I DONT THINK THATS HOW THAT WORKS.

[wite-animal-handler]

ooooooo how the date go????

are you going to join them???

they (well Geraldine) has a son if ya didnt know. he the kid that showed up.

The date went well... wonderful. I never thought I'd meet anybody so... interesting.

I hope I will be... they seem like such amazing people...

Oh yeah I think I recall that.

[wite-animal-handler]

*From the distance Orion appears running through the rain absolutely soaked, they had on some androgynous makeup and a suit top and vest with a black skirt*

GERALDINE!!!

*they waved towards them and shouted to get their attention as the got closer*

I knew I should have brought an umbrella...

*she was in a pure black dress with sliver heels and a low make up. she waited outside in the rain*

are they coming. . . .its cold. . .

@wite-animal-handler @spiritually-damaged-heavy

[wite-animal-handler]

Holy... mind my language but... holy shit... this is happening? Actually happening?

*they were freaking out due to them never having been in a relationship before, but they were quickly caught off guard by the frog*

HOLY- I've never seen one this big. Oh an careful with that snake, it is venomous. May I?

*they extend their hands to the frog*

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

You

What are you doing with my parents?

Uhm... your what now? I'm not sure I understand...

*Orion was genuinely confused at the question*

[wite-animal-handler]

Oh it just means I was born with both male and female genes.. so I'm a biological male technically but I look feminine and won't be able to have... uh... kids...

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

... I...

*Orion is hesitant at first, I mean what if they end up hating them for being intersex or think that the unconventional animals they tame are weird... but they can't resist, it's such an amazing opportunity. They look up to the both of them and nod*

Yes.. I'd love to...

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

*Orion's head was spinning and confused, what was going on? Two (very hot) individuals were asking them to join their relationship*

I... you guys are both very... nice... and cute... but you barely know me... how do you know if I'm a good fit for the both of you?

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*

[wite-animal-handler]

*Orion's head was spinning and confused, what was going on? Two (very hot) individuals were asking them to join their relationship*

I... you guys are both very... nice... and cute... but you barely know me... how do you know if I'm a good fit for the both of you?

*a light know on the door is heard before a voice speaks in a soft Scottish accent, it's hard to determine whether it's a girl or guy*

Hello? May I enter? I think one of our kittens may have wandered here.

- @wite-animal-handler

i. . . oh! this little thing? its a spicy kitten! i um. . treated its paw. . .

*she looks at the floor and had light blush on her face. . .dam it she had a boyfriend but he hot too!!!*