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Thrax and Drifter looking at each other with litrral centuries of pain between them. Except Drifter is offering Thrax a plate of food. Not the cubed stuff, but a healthy variety of stuff from 1999.

Drifter isn't his playmate anymore. Isn't his bestest buddy. Isn't the kid they once were. They're older. Hurt. Scorned. Damaged.

And they are offering him food. A warm bed and blanket. A pile of floofs. Nightlights.

Because they were that kid, no?

Thrax throws a fit, why aren't you angry? Why don't you care? I'd rather you not feel at all!

Drifter lets him. Because they were there. They were him. They let him because Thrax is just another part of them.

Thrax goes to sleep on a warm bed with a warm blanket and warm food in his stomach, cuddling a floof. Drifter sits there, beside the bed, cold and tired, picking webs off themself.

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scrinkling him

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The biggest misconception in public schools is that literary analysis is about proving you can be right or wrong about a book you read

Literary analysis isn’t about the book

It’s not even about being right

It’s about performing an investigation and presenting your case to the jury

It doesn’t matter if your defendant killed that guy or not. If you can convince the jury he didn’t, you’ve won

And the incredible life skill of spinning bulletproof bullshit out your ass with a handful of facts and a prayer is soooooooo much more valuable than anyone’s ever gonna tell you

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queer people who have done zero self reflection when they see someone who doesn't look fem in their space

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Tell me a soft memory

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thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

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funniest phenomenon i saw on here perhaps was the zutara zukka thing ... like "zutara is problematic and horrible and BAAAAD bc katara hates the fire nation for what they did to her mom. ship zuko w her brother instead!!!!" who of course famously does not have the same dead mom that katara has.

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I feel like somewhere in the wet and creepy bowels of the internet where new bad takes get cooked up somebody's getting ready to launch "it's a problematic power imbalance if your partner has more sexual experience than you" and it's going to hit like a hurricane

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someday i will draw real fanart again

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I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.

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If ratchet was an animal I think he would be a chicken :]

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I wish I was eating a shitty fast food burger right now. ZERO nutrients TOO MANY calories BREAD THAT'S CAKE and weirdly runny sauces that make the bottom of the bun soggy and wet. So devoid of flavour that the onion overwhelms the whole thing. Sesame seeds on top.

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when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

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alad v if de wasnt fucking around