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very sexy image but she shouldn't use a drum magazine in these conditions or her firearm will malfunction. can you draw her with her pits out next
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its just to get through a few early blinds, okay?
now pick up that joker that helps a specific suit.
you don't need discards silly, use them all to get your best hand.
you don't need to think anymore kitten, just buy jupiters, sort by suit, and let mommy take care of you
#forceflush #handshame #jimbofication
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do u think anyone has ever successfully slipped an amen break into a hypno audio
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I know everything is fake and gay and nothing ever happens blah blah blah but it's still satisfying as hell to see a sitting US president publicly swear at Israel and admit he's mad at them. Like has that ever been done before? Funniest possible timeline.
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When you are delayed by a few minutes as people keep train doors from closing just know that all that time ads up and for all the people on the trains throughout their lives it wastes several lifetimes
If they reprogrammed these doors to sever limbs and bisect and decapitate people people would learn fast after only a few deaths. Comparatively many lives would be saved
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trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean
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