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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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anyone remember when he stole all of those bookshelves

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this is actually legitness

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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literally beyond parody

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worthy - 5/5 and the inspo

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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No one understands me like the girlies that are out here drawing Falin 15-20 pounds heavier than she is in canon, fucking bless every single one of you.

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im discovering a worse fate than "nobody else makes content for this fandom so you have to do it yourself" and its "theres a shitton of content for this fandom but its ALL ON TWITTER"

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people who freak out about bugs especially the "gross" ones will never know the joy of watching a mosquito repeatedly attempt to bite through your jeans like the wile e. coyote running into a tunnel painted on the side of a cliff

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My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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[link]

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we need to give this tweet more credit for im pretty sure coining "die mad about it"

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I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

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I beg you, please stop deleting your fics on ao3.

Please use the orphan function if you don't want to be connected to a fic any longer or if you want to delete your account.

Ao3 is an archive, please use it as such.