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I! DON'T! WANT! ANOTHER! GODDAMN! APP!

PUT IT! ON! YOUR FUCKING! WEBSITE!!

"Scan our handy QR code-" I WILL DRIVE TO YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS, STAND IN YOUR LOBBY, AND SCREAM AT A FREQUENCY THAT WILL SHATTER GLASS

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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

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Superman (2025) + texts posts

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i think the single most unrealistic part of superman 2025 was when it was announced that superman's kryptonian parents told him to have a harem and it was exclusively met with fear and disgust. I KNOW there would've been at least five dedicated subreddits that would have thousands being like HOW TO GET INTO SUPERMAN'S HAREM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ONE SHOT BIG BLUE THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING

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See him sweeties

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This is a message for Paul, 25 yo, who has his mom come do his laundry weekly: your mom's friend is roasting the fuck out of you at this sushi restaurant bro

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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CHAPPELL ROAN

Edinburgh Summer Sessions (26.08.25)

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Please reblog for reach. This poll is probably going to get passed around Kansas residents more than non residents but I need imput from both parties

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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Practical graphic design by Anna Devís + Daniel Rueda

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Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

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food thats bad webweave