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the more things change the more they stay the same
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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands
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i think everyone should make a fool of themselves at the club at least once. as a learning experience.
#honestly i say#if you didn’t make a fool of yourself in a night out at least once#you didn’t truly have a night out#clubbing#night out
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how did he get even more divorced than before. how is that even possible
sometime this year we will see him again
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oh to have a fraction of the swag the average background character in sleeping beauty does
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getting high at parties is NOT the vibe okay someone just told me “yeahhh we broke up” and for three seconds i just stared back at him as my head processed the words and then once that was done i was like “oh nooo i’m so sorry”
#like i feel like drunk just makes me extroverted and weed introverted#drunk me can just walk into any conversation while high me just stands like a sim#and its hard ti party when i’m suddenly aware of the secret agents out to get me
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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything
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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
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I was just grocery shopping and for a while I was in line behind the peak possible combination of parent and child, here is my 1 minute recreation from memory
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wisdom toothache is completely worth it. i have maximum teeth potential, full bite capabilities, pure chomp power. i could eat an apple with one bite if i wanted, but i’m not gonna do that because i don’t like apples
#when i brush my teeth i go WAY back#i keep finding new ones back there every week or so#they just keep coming#and they don’t stop coming
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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
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