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i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow

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I swear to god I'm gonna [remembers to make threats comedic so people don't get worried] put on spandex and start terrorising Gotham

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microflirting by glancing at you from time to time

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This "music" thing is insane

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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

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okay. enough jokes. i'd like to take shelter in the warmth of your gaze now

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We hired this Espurr to wave to you (please wave back)

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woah dude you hit your head pretty hard. 2025? president donald trump? "labubu"? haha no clue what youre talking about dude its roughly 1pm august 8th 2004 and we're about to take a chicago boat tour and i heard dave matthews band is in town and

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Do you ever feel like

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

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if i die feel free to never move on and let it haunt you forever. it's what i would have wanted

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"Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing and I would murder him. And killing kids? Kind of a red flag.'

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even strewn around, i can tell which petals are loves me or loves me nots

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Before we have any sexual intercourse let me see your Spotify .