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would you be okay with living next door to a cemetery or graveyard?

yes, i have no problem living right next to one

i wouldn’t live right next to it, but maybe like a street or two over

no, i would prefer not to live anywhere near one

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The Clover Wizard & The Dandelion Wizard

i know i’m terribly behind on wizard drawings, but i plan on trying to catch up with double the wizards for a bit! i hope you like this spring themed pair ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ

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Drink my potion derived from vermouth

Sweet and dry and ever so smooth

Gives you the courage to climb your roof

Not really drunk, it’s rather low proof

But it’s complex and herbal for recreational use

My sweet potion derived from vermouth

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I love you Safety Wizard.

(Inspired by @keroascrazy)

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I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD

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Walking with Dogs, Cats, Flowers by Kyoung Hwan Kim

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I'm a big fan of wizards-as-programmers, but I think it's so much better when you lean into programming tropes.

A spell the wizard uses to light the group's campfire has an error somewhere in its depths, and sometimes it doesn't work at all. The wizard spends a lot of his time trying to track down the exact conditions that cause the failure.

The wizard is attempting to create a new spell that marries two older spells together, but while they were both written within the context of Zephyrus the Starweaver's foundational work, they each used a slightly different version, and untangling the collisions make a short project take months of work.

The wizard has grown too comfortable reusing old spells, and in particular, his teleportation spell keeps finding its components rearranged and remixed, its parts copied into a dozen different places in the spellbook. This is overall not actually a problem per se, but the party's rogue grows a bit concerned when the wizard's "drying spell" seems to just be a special case of teleportation where you teleport five feet to the left and leave the wetness behind.

A wizard is constantly fiddling with his spells, making minor tweaks and changes, getting them easier to cast, with better effects, adding bells and whistles. The "shelter for the night" spell includes a tea kettle that brings itself to a boil at dawn, which the wizard is inordinately pleased with. He reports on efficiency improvements to the indifference of anyone listening.

A different wizard immediately forgets all details of his spells after he's written them. He could not begin to tell you how any of it works, at least not without sitting down for a few hours or days to figure out how he set things up. The point is that it works, and once it does, the wizard can safely stop thinking about it.

Wizards enjoy each other's company, but you must be circumspect about spellwork. Having another wizard look through your spellbook makes you aware of every minor flaw, and you might not be able to answer questions about why a spell was written in a certain way, if you remember at all.

Wizards all have their own preferences as far as which scripts they write in, the formatting of their spellbook, its dimensions and material quality, and of course which famous wizards they've taken the most foundational knowledge from. The enlightened view is that all approaches have their strengths and weaknesses, but this has never stopped anyone from getting into a protracted argument.

Sometimes a wizard will sit down with an ancient tome attempting to find answers to a complicated problem, and finally find someone from across time who was trying to do the same thing, only for the final note to be "nevermind, fixed it".

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the animals ever @wizardsisananimal

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Wizards.

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• 𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖’𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕝𝕓 𝕟𝕠𝕨? •

Lapin Cadbury you are the coolest Jesus rabbit I ever did see I love you so much and I’m so glad nothing bad ever happens to you 😀

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"I need to master summoning animals" "I need to master summoning fae" How about you master summoning some bitches

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A clown wizard that makes balloon animals and then enchants them to be his animate servants. He has a fleet of balloon dogs and birds attending his library, but the squeaking sounds can grate on someone not used to it.