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What if Tumblr made themselves a functional website for April fools
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as far as i'm concerned all "yuri" is "toxic yuri" because women are ontologically evil thanks to eve's original sin
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If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
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Hogs is Blogs
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The empress "A Resplendent Eclipse Heralds the Arrival of the Heavenly Celestial Daughter" and her High General in Command, Andreus.
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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‘Decadent Young Woman. After the Dance’ by Ramon Casas, c. 1899.
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