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Junicorn day 3 #

THe Sunrise

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spring

5-3-16

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Chesterton Windmill - England (by barnyz) 

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I understand the desire to ship but "we would find each other in every universe...as coworkers" is an insanely funny concept to me I'm sorry.

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“  Flowers and Plants   ”

Photo by Ishikoro. Japan.

Love & Peace!

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dashboard simulator

mutual 1: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF

mutual 2, 5, 9 and 7: [unrelated disco elysium fanart reblogs]

mutual 3: buying two-ply toilet paper makes you part of the bourgeoisie. stop fucking sending me anons about it i literally doooont care

mutual 4: i want a robot gf so i can spray her with the garden hose and then fill her with rice as a sex thing

mutual 1: JUST MASTURJACKED MY MEATUMS #NEVERKILLYOURSELF

mutual 5: guess who just got diagnosed with another personality disorder

mutual 6: [my little pony fancomic reblog where one of them is smoking weed]

mutual 7: i NEED him to skin me alive and wear me as a coat sooooooooo bad its not even funny dude

mutual 8: [spotify link with 1 note]

mutual 9: [20 informal posts in a row about various birds]

mutual 10: does anybody know how to do anything at all

mutual 1: CAUSE WHEN WE JUMPING AND POPPING WE JOPPING

mutual 11: [filtered post]

mutual 12: [filtered post]

mutual 13: [filtered post]

mutual 6: i am placin blocks & shit cuz im in fuckin minecraft. flint and steel. flint and steel. chicken jockey. flint and steel. chicken jockey

mutual 14: [filtered post]

mutual 1: [blurry flash picture of them running through the woods]

mutual 15: [filtered post]

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Lily pond

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reminds me of this one time i was going through TSA and they pulled my carry-on bag for a search. the worker asked me, "are you hauling around a bag of rocks in here or something?"

to which i replied, deadpan, "oh, yeah."

and then, for about 5 whole seconds, we stared at each other in silence, both waiting for the other one to do anything at all.

in hindsight, the disconnect was that he was being facetious, and i, autistic, which by default places us in a standoff. he waited for me to laugh at his attempt at humor. i waited for him to formally request i unearth the literal bag of rocks from my luggage.

a few beats later, he either realized i was serious, or became so uncomfortable in his own comedic failure that he just pushed my carry-on across the counter to me and said, "alright, have a good one."

i do hope he still thinks of me from time to time — with humility, of course. can't believe he took me for a woman who plays around about minerals and gemstones.

got stopped for random search by the police and pulled only this out of my pocket

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Water Lilies, Bamboo Giant Nursery

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em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.

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that night, frog and toad were both happy