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Your disordered thinking has bewitched me fair maiden

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Speaking of geoguessr, here's the funniest things I ever saw ingame

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getting really mad at a little gray alien like he's smiling and making a peace sign and chattering warmly in his language and I'm glaring at him breathing heavy as fuck through my nose and there's a vein bulging on my forehead I'm baring my teeth and grinding them together and I punch a hole clean through his skull and immediately calm down and assume an expression of pure tranquility

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Is it all about yaoi for you

Yes.

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I am here for feminist sex

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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hahaha omg y'allllll I'm getting encased in tree sap rn what kinda pose should I fossilize in 🤣

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MY FAV PART ABOUT SLEEPING INSIDE IS LESS LIKELY TO BE WET/STUNG FROM ELWMENTS

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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the toilets in this gamer cafe have this quote on the wall and a speaker absolutely blasting the tetris theme on repeat... cannot describe how hostile this atmosphere is

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i'm gonna fucking vomit i was high as hel and while trying to fucking tell my group chat that a conure parrot's head is not divisible as a square icon i typed the shittiest slime comprehendible by pond toads.

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bro i,m like two squeaks old

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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holding hands with mama