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Sometimes, I thank the wind for holding my hand on the walk home.

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Death to the light switch!VIVA LA DARKNESS!

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The hero walks over to a table, picking up a dagger before waltzing back toward the villain. "Darling," the hero purrs, holding the daggers point under the villians chin. "It's your turn to suffer."

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"The world's such a funny place, isn't it?" The hero said.

The villain tried to speak, but the gag muffled what theyr were saying. They struggled against the chains tying them to the chair. The hero cracked a cold smile.

"I used to be so afraid of you. But now, here you are-" The hero pressed a finger under the villain's chin. "-and I can finally make the rules."

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When people say, "Oh God" when going to funky town, are they thanking the dude for the bumpy ride or just swearing like the sailors intended?

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You who, guess what? The baker has made cheese into a tomatoe.

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"I can fix him." Ya, you can also suck his dick and? Might as well punch him, too

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You said I was to much. that you would choke, but here you are deep throating the devil

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The street lamp has fallen

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The insomnia was getting bad, I hadn't slept in days, and the hallucinations were getting worse. So I took my meds. It was a reasonable decision, it was 11pm at night, and patrol had ended hours ago. What could go wrong?

Well, I didn't anticipate villian to break my kitchen window 30 minutes later with ropes in hand prepared to kidnap me in the buttfuck hours of night. And what villian didn't anticipate was for my insomnia to be at a breaking point and for me to pass the fuck out within the next ten minutes.

Prompt (567)

The hero tried their best to keep their eyes open. But the world was spinning. It was a conscious effort to not fall asleep.

The villain stared the hero. “Are you alright?”

“I took. . .my sleeping pills. . .before you kidnapped me,” the hero said.

And then they promptly fell asleep. The villain sighed. Great.

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We are not but animals, but there is no shame in being wild.

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*Hacks up a lung and then proceeds to hand it to you*

POV me when I'm sick:

Be fooled I am not of the dead

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POV me when I'm sick:

Be fooled I am not of the dead

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I will die a fool

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Yer mom jokes wonderful, but how do british people say them? Do they say yor mum?

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Maybe on the days that my head spins

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And smile

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On the days that it rains, we'll eat candy