wizardmp3
wizardmp3
humiliation-seeking device
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sometimes poetry makes me see shrimp colors. alex. any pronouns. piracy craft enthusiast harlot. liargirl first and foremost. i contain multitudes. storygraph.
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wizardmp3 · 12 hours ago
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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
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wizardmp3 · 1 day ago
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From Written on the Body by Jeanette Winterson
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wizardmp3 · 3 days ago
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hello to all beautiful women. today my dental hygienist said i have a "curious tongue".
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wizardmp3 · 3 days ago
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odysseus isn’t good because he’s “good,” he’s good because he gets kicked around like a soccer ball and barely succeeds in scraping and clawing his way home, but not even the gods manage to grind him down to nothing. every single day i feel like making some version of this post.
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wizardmp3 · 4 days ago
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They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything
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wizardmp3 · 4 days ago
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normally im not a fan of creatures of the light but even i have to admit they knocked it out of the park with unicorns. they finally gave horses a knife
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wizardmp3 · 5 days ago
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should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now
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wizardmp3 · 5 days ago
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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback
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wizardmp3 · 5 days ago
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🗣️📢 PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.
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wizardmp3 · 5 days ago
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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback
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wizardmp3 · 5 days ago
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it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore
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wizardmp3 · 6 days ago
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I made some weird little watercolor and gouache paintings for a sci-fi-themed exhibition. I was miles out of my comfort zone and some of my paintings were Quite Bad but I had fun
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wizardmp3 · 6 days ago
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Hey. Don't cry. Weird teenage girl somewhere out there reading Frankenstein for the first time. Ok?
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wizardmp3 · 6 days ago
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have you ever thought about how amatonormativity is so prevalent that it twisted the word "relationship" to generally mean "a romantic relationship" in normal conversation. saying "I'm in a relationship" should be an inane statement. everyone is in relationships dipshit it came free with your membership card to a social species. but alas
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wizardmp3 · 6 days ago
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The older I get, the more I find that you can only live with beings who liberate you, who love you with an affection that is as light to bear as it is strong to feel. Life today is too hard, too bitter, too debilitating for us to suffer new bondages, new captivities from those whom we love. This is how I am your friend: I love your happiness, your freedom, your adventure, in a word - and I would like to be, for you, a companion you can be sure of, always.”
— Albert Camus, (to René Char, 1957) in "Camus-Char: Correspondence 1946-1959) (Gallimard, 2007) (via Alive on All Channels)
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wizardmp3 · 6 days ago
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The older I get, the more I find that you can only live with beings who liberate you, who love you with an affection that is as light to bear as it is strong to feel. Life today is too hard, too bitter, too debilitating for us to suffer new bondages, new captivities from those whom we love. This is how I am your friend: I love your happiness, your freedom, your adventure, in a word - and I would like to be, for you, a companion you can be sure of, always.”
— Albert Camus, (to René Char, 1957) in "Camus-Char: Correspondence 1946-1959) (Gallimard, 2007) (via Alive on All Channels)
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wizardmp3 · 6 days ago
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