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Pretty brunette: yeah I was doing a climbing competition and—are you okay, you look like you’re going to pass out.

Me: can I wash yoor. Hair.

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Is anyone going to fall in love with me or do I have to do that myself too?

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Commission for over on vgen <3

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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.

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Teach your children the signs of overheating and heat stroke AND teach them that sunscreen is about more than sunburns; a lot of kids don't care because sunburns aren't hugely scary to them, but they DO understand that cancer is a very big deal and are more likely to put on sunscreen when they understand what it's really for.

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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dont play defense

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Just found the best word in the English language

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too many movies have been ruined by not casting ugly people

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NEVER GIVE UP

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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money

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Do you think Paul Revere would have fucked with a low taper fade

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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago