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"How are you supposed to save the Hex if you don't get some bitches?!" - Entrati basically

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things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.

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this hit me like a truck

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i had a dream they remade bbc merlin, with the og actors and everything but. all the outfits were jean. like historical tunics n shit but, jean. and when i pointed it out to a friend (still in dream) they said it wasnt that bad all things considered and you know what. yeah

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A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.

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been selling spells on etsy lately. $50 a pop and i just send the customer a photo of a burnt candle. thank you mentally ill women 🙏🙏🙏

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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

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I cant believe i accidentally got into an inv only game jam bc i offered to help someone (that happens to be my lecturer) I DIDNT EVEN SIGN UP FOR IT

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maintaining friendships as an adult be like

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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

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I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

edit: please remember

1. i have to read all the tags

2. ITS RANDOMLY GENERATED I AM SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE YOUR RESULT BUT DO NOT FUCKING HARASS ME ABOUT IT

thank you