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computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

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Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

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headache? not in the mood to partake in any of your hobbies because of the headache? consider simply staring at the Make Headache Worse rectangle!

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can't control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head

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Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)

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There’s this tiny alien sardine. His name is Zerard. He flies around in a tiny tin spaceship. He takes great delight in “abducting” things off of charcuterie boards when no one is looking. His dream is to some day conquer the world.

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i would log on during the rapture. just to see what u all were up to

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art club: 23/02/25 Exteriors with added figures! It's a pain when your boss doesn't tell you how big the job really is.

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Remy LeBeau, Gambit (49/x)

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yes i know we're just going to 7/11 but i still gotta smoke. the thc molecule lets me see various kinds of psionic ghouls and snakemen thqt exist in the fifth dimension so really i'm doing it to keep you safe

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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

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Cannibalistic Tree Dragons (photo study)

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a sketchbook Scully 🕯️

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in 50 years the mcelroy brothers are still doing their podcast and they release an episode ending it early "because justin is getting really old and we don't want to have to do a sad one" and then justin starts coughing a lot and everyone starts talking faster

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Commander Thor would love to sit at Jack's pond, in a lawn chair, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, drinking a beer, watching fireworks on the fourth of July.

He loves that humans blow shit up for fun.