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“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:

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kowabunga, peasants

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Help make Star Mage real! https://www.gimmeswag.com/products/star-mage-plush

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traversing through dark and mysterious woods rn ominous mist up in my shit rn there witches offering me elixirs and potions rn

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Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard.  i'm stealing this

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[stumbling out of the wizard’s tower wearing five cursed amulets] dude it’s chill i’m still ok to fly the dragon

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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i got a semiotic parasite and now the space between my name and what my name signifies is all inflamed and itchy

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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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WE LOVE CASTING SPELLS

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Keeping multiple viziers is important; they will plot against each other, providing them with enrichment and saving you the headache of plots against yourself. It's when the pack thins to one vizier that the problems begin. Experts* generally suggest that at this point you should hire a wizard instead.

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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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i saw this

that's just normal these days