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Sharing space is nothing new. Sharing bathrooms is nothing new. The reactionary outrage is so manufactured.

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what they didn’t tell me about changing career fields is that i would still have work dreams but instead of Busy Weird Restaurant i now drift off thinking of colors and nonsense number sequences. watch this A397347 ANF03 mFNM01PM1FMtst A122820 RFNM01_01 2101MNFRIE058.003 A8155560 mTGC05PM4SiaVer KGE05 A490049 MTCTA02_01 21021TGSV117.011 A490050 BFN_LINK2 A1714381 OPS_CTRL2

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One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

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ex. like that’s my bitch, that’s my hoe

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"porn addiction" isn't real "porn brain" is a stupid conservative insult. looking at porn does not rot your brain. This anti-porn shit by and large comes from the anti-sex / anti-sex positivity / anti-sex ed parts of conservative talking points.

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I think it's so unfair that we lose our baby teeth when we're so young. back then i didn't appreciate it. like my teeth were just falling out of my head and then i grew new ones. wild. that should happen again and i should get Adult Teeth 2.

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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whenever i see people say “i’m watching (insert show name here) for the first time. which episodes should i skip?” i get so annoyed. NONE OF THEM. YOU ARE WATCHING THE SHOW FOR THE FIRST TIME. WHY ARE YOU SKIPPING EPISODES

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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her

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Fucking hate what the internet does when it gets hold of a new funney meme sex word and mutates it to the point that it always ends up being used to equate any degree of horniness with Scary Dangerous Pornbrained Sexual Deviancy™.

Like how "gooning" started as a word for a niche extreme masturbation fetish involving edging for a ridiculous number of hours at a time while blasting several forms of pornographic material at the same time (usually on a special dedicated porn-watching setup involving multiple screens and/or devices), before it got memed into being treated as a synonym for "masturbating" and now anyone who likes jerking off or expresses any degree of horniness is a "gooner" and you got people calling any art with any degree of sexual themes or subtext "gooner bait".

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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this is an Elden ring creature

A sweet sweet boy! He looks impossibly long here for some reason lol

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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i just dont think this is the way a greek orthodox priest should be acting, father

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.