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My new idea. It is called fake green baby and every mamas on the earth allowed to have one. Please dont steal

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Sighs wistfully. Small kenmj drawing because I had one of the worst weeks of my life and he’s the only thing getting me through it. I did affair era specifically ☝️

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me when. I’m in. The shower.

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may i share with you the best video on the internet

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Doodle of my succession self insert… I’m trying soooo hard to draw a little bit every day it’s so hard

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i should learn how to levitate a copper sphere

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ASK THEM ABOUT VARGONIAN GENDER!!!

vargon does not have gender based on "male/female." instead, "gender" is more based on one's dynamic within a group, as well as what "type" they are. the main types are hunter, ambusher, healer, and seducer*. these become apparent around puberty, when physical differences start to appear. on top of that, a person will have a kind of "role" within any social situation, falling into alpha, beta, and omega (there are more but this is just broad strokes).

so, for example, someone might be a hunter who is a beta within their pack but an alpha in their work environment. their gender would change based on the situation, and others would address them as such, using different sets of words to refer to them as the context changes.

*note: while the term "seducer" is most commonly used in the modern day to refer to this type, it's a result of many years of prejudice against them. in the past, they were referred to with a word more like "mediator." "breeder" is also common in the present, but is extremely derogatory.

EDIT I FORGOT TO MENTION vargonians are the aliens made my my lovely wonderful amazing bf @ask-the-vargonians !!! i'm hoping if i post hard enough, they'll revive that blog and start posting about vargonians themself >:-) GO CHECK IT OUT and maybe if you have questions you can ask them! (provided they have the energy to respond, they do get busy)

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Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

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vargon does not have gender based on "male/female." instead, "gender" is more based on one's dynamic within a group, as well as what "type" they are. the main types are hunter, ambusher, healer, and seducer*. these become apparent around puberty, when physical differences start to appear. on top of that, a person will have a kind of "role" within any social situation, falling into alpha, beta, and omega (there are more but this is just broad strokes).

so, for example, someone might be a hunter who is a beta within their pack but an alpha in their work environment. their gender would change based on the situation, and others would address them as such, using different sets of words to refer to them as the context changes.

*note: while the term "seducer" is most commonly used in the modern day to refer to this type, it's a result of many years of prejudice against them. in the past, they were referred to with a word more like "mediator." "breeder" is also common in the present, but is extremely derogatory.

EDIT I FORGOT TO MENTION vargonians are the aliens made my my lovely wonderful amazing bf @ask-the-vargonians !!! i'm hoping if i post hard enough, they'll revive that blog and start posting about vargonians themself >:-) GO CHECK IT OUT and maybe if you have questions you can ask them! (provided they have the energy to respond, they do get busy)

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also btw i tend to default to he/him for fitz, but she uses she/her as well! i just didn't know about the she/her for a while lol. despite being an alien who was not raised on earth, she admires masc lesbians from earth. she doesn't call herself one as she's not sure she's "able" to (since it's an identity based in human histories of oppression), but she is to me 💕 (usually, fionn comes from a fantasy world that also doesn't have "butch/femme" culture as we understand it, but i have an au where their world is closer to our modern one, and in that one they probably have a conversation with fitz about it)

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also fitz is really good at mixing yummy drinks. and usually he won't make them for the rest of the pack bc 1. there's a lot and 2. they're annoying about drink orders. but fionn gets special privileges so he makes them a drink too :-) that's easy through bc he just has to combine like. really any juices. they're like a hummingbird

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also fitz is the kind of guy to jump up and hit the top of a doorframe. but he's so tall he doesn't often have to jump. BUT when he does jump there's a good chance he hurts his back. he does it anyway

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fitz has back/nerve problems from a nearly fatal crash he was in years ago, so he uses a few different mobility aids (though he doesn't use them as much as he probably should). but that also means that sometimes if he moves wrong he can tweak his back out of line and get hurt.

naturally, fionn tries to look out for him as much as they can, because he's reckless and someone has to. so he'll fake getting hurt sometimes just to see them fuss over him before he goes "lmao i'm fine i'm just fucking with you." but sometimes he commits to the bit too hard and actually ends up hurting himself while faking an injury. he still goes "haha jk i'm fine" and tries to push through the pain, but when they get home and fionn goes off to do their own thing, he starts limping and whining and shit for real to the rest of his pack

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i think it's really cute that fitz will pivot mid conversation based on what he thinks fionn will like. he'll make himself look pathetic if it leads to more attention from them, which is especially funny for a vargonian (vargonian culture is very much about Always Being The Strongest And Toughest, so while not everyone always adheres to that, it's sort of a survival thing to lean into it. granted, fitz and his pack are more... alt? i guess? by vargonian social standards? idk how to explain it. basically they're more emotionally vulnerable but it's still cute of him to be like "ohhh oh help me... fionn help me..." because he's a hunter that is literally twice their size. this man has seen combat. he's perfectly capable. but he knows that they like to care for him and dote on him) (they know he's capable too, but they also know he's been through hell and want to give him a chance to be babied)

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giving increasingly loud sighs as I wait for my crush to ask "what's wrong?" so I can say I'm in a state of depression unless I can touch someone's boobs with no bra

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f/os save me

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