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Being on your phone in bed at home during your free time: this sucks I'm wasting my life away what am I doing

Being on your phone at work:

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there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop by vinay krishnan

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I must not respond to the bad take. Responding to the bad take is the mind-killer. Responding to the bad take is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the bad take. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the bad take has gone there will be nothing. Only I (and my good takes) will remain.

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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

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god gives his whitest t-shirts to his most tomato-sauce using soldiers

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funny to me that the week after changing my bio to "mostly inactive" becomes my most active week in months

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hi I'm from your pseudo-medieval fantasy city. yeah. you forgot to put farms around us. we have very impressive walls and stuff but everyone here is starving. the hero showed up here as part of his quest and we killed and ate him

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That's okay! If silly nonsense fails, there's always zany antics!

Based on a submission from @unintentional-sad-wizard

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translation:

After suprising travel report:

KVB repairs "famous hole"

[screen cap from this video*, showing the moment a person dressed as jesus gets their cross stuck in the ceiling above an escalator]

famous scene from carnival 2017: now the "jesus hole" is repaired

*the original video is gone, so i linked the only reupload i could find, this version has added music which was not part of the original

NEEEEEEEIN

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i just remembered my favourite fucking tweet

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keeping an eye on this guy...

asking some good questions

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Jealous?

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Hey, if you're a minor and you're following my blog, I just need you to be aware:

You have been on this earth for fewer years than my cat has.

She turns 20 this week, everyone please say happy birthday 🥳💖

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Kaladin colored + shaded sketch page for @/theknightartorias