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Watched a movie sleepy as fuck but I survived + thrived.

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Bruce Weber: Ian McKellen & Friend

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Man, sleeping in hospital bed, smile on his face, hooked up to an IV labeled ''AUTISM''. Middle of the night a nurse breaks in, sneakily attatches a piggyback IV labeled "BEING FAT"

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Click the Wheel to find your Maker!

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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http://sexual.christmas

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the dumpy sub 6 foot guy looking at his phone in front of the condoms locker waiting for you to smile and unlock it, you notice his narrow maxilar palate and shallow midface, start laughing and turn away. suddenly the earth wrenches open beneath you casting you into a vast sulfuric waste and before the fumes choke the life out of you you try to make eye contact with the man who used Dark Elemental Shamanism to kill you but he looks away because hes shy

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Didn't read any of that shit but I assume youre a hater who wants to torture me with blades

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thinking about breasts

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shirt that says “cruisin’ for a snoozin” on the front and a link to the Wikipedia page for somnophilia on the back

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griffith wip

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Kirei na Kimi ni Korosaretai - "I Want To Be Killed By Your Beautiful Self"