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Fuck you!

(Zip bombs your robot boyfriend)

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

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Great eared nightjar

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Has your #1 comfort character committed a crime?

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some vibes presented without elaboration

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Don’t forget to study your ancient texts, iron your robes, and practice that one difficult ass spell Spellcaster Maximus The Defiler made unreasonably complicated. Stupid fucking spell, stupid fucking spellcaster that’s why the whole arcane council keeps stealing your wyrmroot you extra ass bitch.

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Just learned power word Schlingus that fucker Maximus is getting neutered tonight. 🧙‍♂️

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Whichever one of you rapscallions decided to try to cast Urethra Scrunch on me I hope you enjoy my reversal ward you fucking dingus get Gooberted.

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One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

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I can't not reblog this

"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

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Writer gay

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

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sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU