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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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The high's starting to wear off. Someone shoot another billionaire CEO

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stupid -> BIG stupid

(wanna know a secret? they all eat rocks.)

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the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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Okay you guys.

IF YOU PRIMARILY DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH reply with what you mentally call it, if you have a nickname for it or something

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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny

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Pizza Index strikes again.

Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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do you guys wanna see my favorite video on the internet yes you do

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