wizfurb
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I took Mashed Potatoes to the Vatican/Sistine Chapel.
#furby#furby community#furby safe#mine#I didn’t take him out of the bag cause u can’t take photos but they saw the Sistine chapel too
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bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.
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This window cat seat comes with a legend to identify the current occupant.
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yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
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From “Cats in the Sun”, Greek Islands, published 1994 by Hans Silvester
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what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring
vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!
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