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i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

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one of the many victims of streaming is the dvd homepage where they included lil games, bloopers, director commentary, and behind the scenes. I miss u gurl

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wait do people actually do this

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I wanna read this so bad

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Haunted. How perfectly fascinating. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz

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her: You better not be inheriting the earth when I get there

my meek ass:

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I think this is my favourite Minecraft skin ever. One of the Beatles members. Like, whoever made this can't even tell them apart, but was still inspired enough to bother making a Minecraft skin and uploading it for anyone to use. No, it's not just any guy in a suit; it's clearly a Beatle. So specific, yet so vague. Love it.

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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

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One day Jerry's breath stinks so badly from eating cheap nogood dollarstore bacon that Elaine gives him a tic tac from her junk drawer. Jerry takes it with him as he walks home but spits it out on the sidewalk because it got stale and tasted like mostly rubberbands/AAA batteries. A police sensor records Jerry's antisocial behavior and triggers court mandated computer hypnosessions with the goal of rehabilitating him into society. The police send him a free hypnocomputer that he uses to improve his despicable behavior as well as for tantric masturbation. Kramer comes over and quickly becomes extremely jealous of Jerry's potent masturbation sessions and asks to borrow the hypnocomputer. Jerry says no way josé, which leads to an argument and Jerry kicks Kramer out of his apartment.

The next day Jerry gets so absorbed in a state of tantric pleasure triggered by a robot voice telling him to rub his perineum in a figure-eight motion with two fingers that he forgets to flip his bacon and sets off his apartment building's fire alarm, much to the chagrin of his neighbors who are all gathered on the rainy sidewalk. The image of the sidewalk gives Jerry flashbacks to when he spit the tic tac out and he begins to feel shame. He almost says "Oops, sorry!" to the police sensor but he realizes that wouldn't help. Jerry's Taking Responsibility behavorial reprogramming kicks in and he admits his culpability for the fire alarm to his neighbors on the sidewalk, who after noticing an economic opportunity in his state of emotional vulnerability proceed to kill him and strip the meat from his bones to sell to the Meat Patrol and the Bone Car. Meanwhile Kramer sneaks into Jerry's apartment and steals his hypnocomputer, giving him unlimited access to states of infinite pleasure. Seven days later a police officer comes to repossess the hypnocomputer and finds Kramer dead in his apartment from dehydration. Elaine goes to the tic tac store and gets a refund for 0.00001 cents, which she puts towards an ice cream cone. George wasn't in this episode because the camera couldn't find him

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so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

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*I tried to select the films that come up the most and the highest on lists of the best films ever, both those by critics and those based on audience votes. I understand there are several others that you see a lot as well, but there are only limited options and I think I managed to select the ones you see the very most.

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She let me hit therefore I am

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my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

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Collection

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Buster Keaton

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Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like "hey sorry, I'm not mad at you and this is nobody's fault and I'm not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I'm not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence."

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theres this guy on reddit (u/Any-Following-3928) that keeps making blunts in the shapes of different characters and its fucking getting to me really and truly

like i feel like i needto share this because i cannot stop thinking about them