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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

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Fuck knowledge and ideas

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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

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im sorry my demon eye caused me to lash out at you and your man. im sure hes perfectly lov- ah! grrarrrghh [clutching at my demon eye and writhing] i… i can introduce you to a realm of darkness… that he would never show you

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dr who resurgence on my phone rn (tiktok fyp fueled by the rose tyler regeneration reveal) and its making me feel crazy. I was supposed to leave that show behind when i was 13.

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how it feels to know youre being annoying but not being able to stop

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R u a gay guy or straight girl. Respect either way

Im sick of all the games and i want to make it big

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last night was a charlie kelly b-plot

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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im catsitting for my roommate this week while they're on vacation. it's been going great. unrelated theres a cat for sale hes orange, old, fat and meows nonstop from the hours of 4am-8am.

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how’s that house that raised you?

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whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

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fullmetal and beer bath night

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if something were to ever happen and they nuked my sif account you'd see me on the news