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From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

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Scout Paper-Mario-Wiki Needs Help

Hey all. It's gotten bad for me.

Me, and the people I care about the most, need to leave the country, and I can no longer rely on my full time job to provide me with the funds I need to do so. This is not a matter of comfort for us, it is a matter of survival, and I don't say that lightly.

I do not feel good asking for this much assistance, but I need it, and will be doing whatever I can to make it happen.

For the first time in 4 years, I'll be opening up voice acting commissions, and I've also started a fundraising campaign.

If you'd like to support me, please click any of the links below.

Chuffed campaign

Donate on cashapp

Donate on paypal

Email me for a commission at chasejoven@gmail.com (starting at $100 for short jobs, willing to negotiate if the commission is especially small. I'm also more than willing to do non-voice-acting work if you have something else you know I can do for you.)

Pay-what-you-want for my music

Thank you very much for reading, and thank you for your help.

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most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.

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We taught the Drow Mistresses about problematic power dynamics and now they won't fuck you.

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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

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The IOF has already begun Occupying Gaza.

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EMERGENCY PROCEEDURE REACTOR CRITICAL OVERTEMPERATURE UNDER WAR POWER CONTROL DOMAIN to GLOBAL MAX CYCLES PER SECOND to 3 GHz FUEL INJECTOR to HOT OFF INDUCE LASER PRIMARY to HOT OFF INDUCE LASER SECONDARY to HOT STANDBY VENTS to HOLD OPEN COOLANT LOOP to PRIORITY 1 LIFT SAFETY COVER ON HARD SHUTDOWN BUTTON, HOLD UNINTERRUPTED FOR TEN SECONDS, OBSERVE CORE TEMPERATURE GAUGE IF CORE TEMPERATURE CONTINUES TO RISE: FUEL INJECTOR to EMERGENCY CUT INDUCE LASER SECONDARY to HOT OFF COOLANT LOOP to PRIORITY 0 LIFT SAFETY COVER ON INDUCE QUENCH BUTTON, HOLD UNINTERRUPTED FOR TEN SECONDS, OBSERVE CORE TEMPERATURE GAUGE IF CORE TEMPERATURE CONTINUES TO RISE: LIFT SAFETY COVER ON COOLANT PURGE BUTTON, HOLD UNINTERRUPTED FOR TEN SECONDS, OBSERVE CORE TEMPERATURE GAUGE IF CORE TEMPERATURE CONTINUES TO RISE OR OTHERWISE FAILS TO FALL: EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT EJECT

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this picture 😭😭 I can’t really explain what I find funny about this

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Housing & health fundraiser for a Black transfem

Hi, my name is Mars and I'm a transfem butch/stud staying on and off with my transphobic bio family. My local friends are very willing to help house me, but I can't couch surf for long. I have complex health issues and have been delaying three (yes, three) surgical procedures for financial and housing reasons. I have housing options lined up, but I need $500 USD to cover rent for June.

My dear friend @cooxh is opening her cashapp and zelle to recieve funds on my behalf! Even tiny donations go a very long way. 500 USD secures rent for me, 1000 USD would secure food, transport and some of my necessary appointments.

Send funds via cashapp to: $sapphix or dm @cooxh if you use zelle! Anything helps!

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i'd love to see more of your skunky. skunks are the best and cutest

he's just a lil guy that gets into a lotta antics

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playing tarkov while high has its challenges

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it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

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Trans girls, in my experience, have largely lived an existence in which for the vast majority of our lives, we've never been anybody's first choice romantically. That's if we're chosen at all.

Second choice? Yeah. Back up plan? Happens. Fetishized? Always.

But never just chosen. Never just pursued. Never loved quite as much as we need. Never the object of obsession. Never the focus of passion.

Every love feels like it's one better option disappearing like a vapor in the wind.

So I say all that to say, if you're romantically inclined, and you love a trans girl. Choose her. Really choose her. Choose her in every moment. Make her feel like she's the only one that matters and do it every day, because it's possible, likely even, that she's never felt that before.

Really choose her, or you will break her heart.

If you're not willing to do that, leave her the fuck alone.