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A ha, lil poisoned meat never hurt naybody, huuuuh, OOUUUUUAGH
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i do think labubu is kind of cute in the sense that she is a mischievous little girl but it never should have come to this
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every time you wikipedia dive with your buddies the amount of water you're spending is monumental. you might as well kill yourself. the hole you've made in the world is not reparable
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you ever see a gif set of a show and you’re like “i hope whatever that is is cancelled”
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some healthy eating tips i learned throughout the years:
hot tea: “sooth” the stomach
salad: “absorb” the oil from your intetine
tomato: “sour” so good for your health
coca cola: “release” MSG from your body
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my "suicidal pervert" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my well-being
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Tumblr users will be like yeah I listen to rap then they put on To The Bone (Undertale Rap) (Polish Version)
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Also I'm sorry but "does it show a lack of conviction in communism to jack off to knight porn?" sounds like a dialogue option in disco elysium that resukts in Kim looking at you kinda sadly and then changing the subject
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