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i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously
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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together
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i saw a girl on tiktok who put her salt lamp in the dishwasher and didn’t realize it would dissolve, and it’s been on my mind for like 3 days
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i will apologize for being insufferable but i will not stop. you all know this.
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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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