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wobbleinthehox · 4 days
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they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
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wobbleinthehox · 23 days
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wobbleinthehox · 24 days
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why don't you take a long suck off a short cock bud
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wobbleinthehox · 24 days
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there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral
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wobbleinthehox · 26 days
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wobbleinthehox · 26 days
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wobbleinthehox · 26 days
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Hi I have a question about Pacific Rim. Given that the sparring is just A way to test for drift compatibility and any activity that requires people to collaborate and anticipate each others moves works, including stuff like multi player video games
Can you test for drift compatibility via improv comedy
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wobbleinthehox · 28 days
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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it
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wobbleinthehox · 29 days
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wobbleinthehox · 29 days
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Favorite ship dynamic
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wobbleinthehox · 29 days
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wobbleinthehox · 1 month
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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wobbleinthehox · 1 month
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wobbleinthehox · 1 month
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the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.
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wobbleinthehox · 1 month
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wobbleinthehox · 2 months
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we should talk more about cities that are vampires. cities that are cold and wet and sink into your bones and stay there. cities that are hungry and want to live. dead cities that dont know they're dead and suck the life force of their people to maintain the delusion. cities with harbors that are actually mouths; one-way entries. cities that are devastatingly lonely and see consumption as love
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wobbleinthehox · 2 months
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