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did you see the girl in the window?

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"having a post get popular is a bad thing on tumblr" counterpoint: i can edit my 72k note post to anything i want

72k note singular grape png

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holy SHIT this is really good

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also pls tag the first game you remember playing

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sometimes Vice is a tiny baby jackass, and I love him. Malice tolerates so much.

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can i come over and stare at you like this

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Sits on your dash

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I got my car Hades back in 2015. My previous car got T-boned and I went hunting for a car that would tick my boxes. First box: it had to be a manual. They’re more pleasant to drive, cheaper to fix, and generally get better gas mileage. The nice lady at the dealership tried to argue automatic transmissions are the same cost to fix. Sure, Jan.

My new car also had to be a hatchback because I liked the shape and because it opened the door to adventuring as well as providing better storage if I needed to fit bigger stuff in the back.

Last, it needed to be a fun color. Truthfully I wanted green or orange or purple, but cars are woefully boring these days.

So I went out and I found Hades, a bright red Ford Fiesta. I loved her at once and she’s been a plucky and reliable vehicle for ten years at this point, seeing me safely along on road trips and daily commutes.

My beloved wife had a Ford Focus which died unexpectedly a few months ago, and we acquired Pomegranate, a pretty burgundy Nissan Leaf. Now, Pomegranate was intended to be my beloveds new commuter. But the kid at the dealership fully lied about her range and the reality is that unless my beloved wants to charge for an hour after they get off work they need to take Hades.

I don’t mind. I can’t park Pomegranate worth a damn but she gets me to and from my much closer commute just fine.

My beloved grouses about taking Hades though. “She’s your car in spirit, I wish I were taking Pomegranate.” I commiserated. If we move to get closer to my beloveds work we can switch back.

One day we got into Hades to go run an errand and my music started playing on Bluetooth. My Bluetooth had previously been turned off but it often automatically pairs to Hades.

My beloved huffed, “That’s how I know Hades is your car. I have an intricate ritual to get her to acknowledge my Bluetooth but for you she’ll just turn it on and play.”

It’s cute. I’m sure there’s a real tech answer for this phenomena but I don’t want to hear it. I like to think my car loves me.

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saying hi to your mutual on their popular post is a time honored noble tradition

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Not to baseball post on main but I need everyone to go look up the result of today's Toronto Blue Jays vs Colorado Rockies game and laugh at the poor rockies with me

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hate the fact that it’s still too painful for me to even really think about kingdom hearts

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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hate the fact that it’s still too painful for me to even really think about kingdom hearts