woe-is-corvus

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"Because you forced them to" babe where are your MEDS

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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”i asked chat gpt…”

yeah well i asked henry oak and he said what the freakin dink dank gosh darn dilly willy heckin shark tooth banana chicanery hootin tootin rasberry freaking fuck, why are you asking me that?

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This is in stars and time fanart ! again

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dedicated to every time autocorrect insisted their name was actually that

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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I... DONT... LIKE... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [MY TELEKINESIS THROWS EVERYTHING ACROSS THE ROOM] [I SEE MY ITEMS STREWN ABOUT THE ROOM AND GET EVEN MORE UPSET]

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Im a leech of a person

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Skies im unfucking forgivable

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Guh. Writing sad stuff makes you sad. Who woulda thunk…

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The 31st one I think

Went and checked yes this is 31

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kinda fucked up that im not a tv show character or like a 14 year old's oc Because i would've been really really good at that

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Something something has this been done before

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i used my loop count ...

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siffrin finds out about chronic depersonalization