Sky || he/him || 21+ || this is my messy main || do lots of writing, lots of gaming, lots of dnd || avatar by sushicore picrew || I don't tag anything for triggers beware
I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
I actually had no idea James fitzjames was a real person I actually thought (from the few posts on your blog that mention him) that he was like. A fictional character from TMA or a funny alias or something. Only realized because of the "oh he mightve been a little munched on" posts and I was like wait was this a real dude
yeah no that was a whole real man he just got hit extra hard with the rpf beam thanks to cult hit television horror drama amc's the terror