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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

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That tiny lil octopus-mer you saved from being stranded in a tide pool and released back into the ocean? Remember them?

Whelp, flash forward a couple years later, you’re at that same beach you found the lil mer at. One problem though, that lil octopus mer is now the size of a massive kraken, looming over you with a happy look in their eye.

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Hugh got his nails done for this.

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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane

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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

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Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

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We don’t bully Sauron enough for being such a FUCKING instagram villain that he’d only ever steal black horses from the Rohirrim, like he really in canon passed over herds of perfectly good load-bearing horses just for aesthetic fidelity

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TINY GIRL: "What do you call a group of three barely visible tinies?"

GIANT GUY: "I don't know. What do you call them?"

TINY GIRL: "..."

GIANT GUY: "Well? What's the answer?"

TINY GIRL: "I just told you."

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Dean taking on the cw when he finds out Cas could have been balls deep in him instead of that rusty nail

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Shots fired to keep rent low:

ACAB, pro-kink, sex work is work, faggots and dykes and dykefags are my weed-smoking communist lovers, filth is my life, watch a fucked up movie, kill the puritanical cop in your head, and be excellent to each other

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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Last question of the day was 911 related.

Buck just came out as bi on TV and had his first kiss with a boy on TV if spn was on a different network would Dean and Cas actually be bi together

Misha's reply was yes Cas would be Balls Deep in Dean.

Fabulous question.

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I love when guys r like “it’s not fair! girls get to wear makeup to fake being attractive and we don’t !” cause like..there’s literally nothing stopping u from rocking a contour or covering up ur acne…I have a spare beauty blender u can use

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I've been stupid busy these few weeks, wtf happened? Whats the cw sniper?

the fucking sniper is dead and misha is free and im afraid