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when it's time for prison live so you bring out the nerd rizz

gerard: "alright alright i'm gonna tell you all a story - cause it's story time. OWWW once, there was a mighty dragon.. spewing fire all over the land. and ONCE there was a handsome prince with a big long silver shiny sword and a big black horse.. and he went into the lair of the dragon.. and he stuck his sword right into the belly of the beast"

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Burn a baby on a stick you people came out of the woodworks.

hello. 76 people who for some reason like garlic bread.

Good for you.

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Every time a guy wears a skirt a homophobe dies pass it on

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i need everyone to see this video

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

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I shouldn’t have to work on account of my big brown eyes and general sweetiepieness

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me when i gaze into her killing jar (i sometimes stare for hours)

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

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me when someone mentions chemicals, romance, parades, marching bands, sleep, teenagers, not being okay, ‘what do you do for a living?’, prison, bullets, weapons, eyes, killjoys, a desert, party, poison, stars, jets, kobras, disappearing, the end, sunsets, mirrors, ways, skylines, carrying on, death, lovers, blood, vampires, venom, wolves, cancer, someone’s mama, last words, destroying things, scarecrows, sunlight, light, the word na, summertime, kids, yesterday, sunshine, sugar, the name helena, halos, drowning, the best day ever, singing, goodnight, cubicles, turnstiles, demolition, an interlude, the color black, ghosts, cemeteries, aliens, planets, guns, money, ambulances, burning, making room, bombs, and faking your death

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forgot to bring my jacket today so i got absolutely soaked to the bone on my walk to work. had to go into the bathroom and take my shirt off and wring it out like a fucking towel

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"we need more weird gays" you can't handle aces & aros. you can't handle queer-platonic relationships. you can't handle it/its users. you can't handle neopronouns and xenogenders. you can't handle polyamory.

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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“the seven weren't really friends, they were more like colleagues” have you ever considered shutting the fuck up

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whoa buddy

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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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TW for blood

Stayed up way too late drawing my boys & am too tired to think of a caption rn, but wanted to post anyway ✌️