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oh theyre married

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Never forget that Red and Purple made GIR together out of garbage, technically making them his deadbeat dads

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pov u disrespected the lgbt community

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*gives you 5000 monies*

Red: Well, crap…

Purple: Come here! *grabs Red and kisses him*

Red: …

Purple: *pulls away after a few seconds* hmm… let’s go buy guns and snacks!!

Red: heh… Wow…

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Me and who

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Red and purple have the laziest gay sex you've ever seen btw

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Warning: Slightly more suggestive than usual

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Had a wild dream about how Purple was insane, apparently, and wanted to kill Red. He basically tore Red in half using some mechanism. Then Purple suddenly felt sorry so he picked up Red's upper half (who was still alive, just bleeding a lot) and said something like "I love you". Red knew he was about to die and just told Purple to lunch him into outer space cause Purple 'always liked that' (??). He did, kinda switching back to "I had no choice but to kill you". It all looked like a comic and then animation too, and hah I wish I (or someone else) would draw/write it.

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*throws you the almighty tallest ship rapr/parr/lasersmoke*

(lasersmoke is such a cool ship name because red lasers, purple smoke!??!!)

favorite ship ! yippie !!!

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I saw we’re sharing this gif again.

Thought I’d contribute.

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I decided the people of tumblr need to see this as well

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I have to reblog this every time I see it

lazy

Ref under the cut

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can i get a rapr stimboard with themes of snacks and their main colors? thankzz

Tallest Red x Tallest purple stimboard with their colour palettes and snacks for anon!!

I hope you enjoy anon, requests always open!

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Purple's nickname for Red is literally the cringiest shit ever like, He will go to Red and say something like 'Helllooo my Shmoopie Poopsie Snuggluffagus JuJuBee Cutie Patootie, how are u? :3' and red will be like 'Pur, I told you not to use that nickname with me when we're in public, but yeah, I'm fine' and then they will make out intensely before they go to the next meeting with the entire irken population like they are so cringe and so in love that it makes US cringe

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if they ever learned swearwords:

If the Tallest Red × Tallest Purple romance was written by Viviepopzi:

Red: "lets have FUCKING GAY SEX, Purple"

Purple: "omg, lets FUCKIN' go FUCKING, Red"

Red: "Not in front of everyone ofc you Purple cunt, in our FUCKING FUCK room"

Purple: "Yes daddy lets go fucking FUCK in our FUCK room"

*They both start making out with a really bad musical as the background music*

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Red's Pookie is mad 💔