womaninthehighlands

[womaninthehighlands]

im supposed to be relaxing but i have something evil to say

[womaninthehighlands]

[womaninthehighlands]

i love you autistic people who failed your classes and got detention and in school suspensions and expelled, who teachers hated, who got diagnosed with ODD, who couldn't be quiet. i love you for staying alive when so many people made you believe the world would be better without you

[womaninthehighlands]

I know that the UK censorship laws are evils and fucked up on the face of them but I feel like we kinda blew past the part where it uses a phrenology machine to check your age.

[womaninthehighlands]

🍎 || garrettbv

[simple id: four gifs showing a 2000's tv in the shape of a red apple, with the front being able to open and close to cover the screen. /end id]

[womaninthehighlands]

[womaninthehighlands]

[womaninthehighlands]

I need you folks who are going back to school to understand this, sleep deprivation is not something to be proud of. You are being fed capitalist propaganda to make you believe that working yourself to the bone is a good and smart business model from a young age. If all you do is “get 3 hours of sleep” because you’re studying, you’re just gonna burn out quicker, forget the information you’re trying to cram, and cause your brain to cannibalize itself.

Do not compete by making unhealthy habits. This will only fuck you up in the long run.

[womaninthehighlands]

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

[womaninthehighlands]

i think any time a politician so much as suggests creating a national public registry of a minority group they should lose their job immediately, and then be shot

[womaninthehighlands]

The Schnozz

[womaninthehighlands]

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

[womaninthehighlands]

[womaninthehighlands]

Went to Catholic school my whole life and when I was 14 I had to do confirmation classes and since I went to school in a different diocese all the other kids had already done their confirmation and shit and it was weird as hell. I had to commute an hour home and then go to the basement of a church where I argued with the teacher all the time because he didn't actually understand philosophy, basically a protestant, very tragic.

Anyway part of the confirmation class was that I had to go to confession and so I went and I confessed all my sins or whatever but the next day my school also decided we needed to go to confession. So I'm waiting in the line for fuckin ever and then I get to the little confessional and I'm like "forgive me father for I've sinned it's been one day since my last confession" and the priest goes "huh?" And I explained the whole situation to him.

He asks where the hell I live and I tell him and he tells me he actually used to be a parish priest at one of the churches in town, and then he's asking me about priests he used to know and we get to talking about sandwich shops and restaurants and parks and it goes on for 10 minutes or so before we realize there's a whole line behind me so he tells me I don't gotta do anything and I leave.

The kid behind me in line grabs me as I walk past and goes "Dude what the fuck did you do?" And I almost told him what happened but I decided it would be funnier if I didn't so I was like "a lot lol" and he was like "do you gotta do like 10 hail Mary's now or something?" And I said "no it turns out if it's bad enough he just tells you you're going to hell, no contrition no nothing" and this kid was like Uber Christian and I think he felt bad for me forever because afterwards he was way nicer to me

[womaninthehighlands]

daily affirmations: at least I'm no longer 14

[womaninthehighlands]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[womaninthehighlands]

Mamãe por que você dá comida pros passarinhos só de noite?