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An overly flirty 1920’s socialite who calls everyone darling and throws phantom parties?? Hell yeah

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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gays ruined the word hole for eternity

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glamorize going to bed early, like, 8pm early

instead of making high stress levels a competition, brag about feeling whole and at peace.

make it cool as hell to take 2pm naps and go on mindful walks by yourself.

talk about mental health and normalize visits to counselors or support systems

teach kids that being different is beautiful and that it’s healthy to love what makes us who we are.

make #selflove and #selfcare the most common hashtags

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Nope nope nopenopeNOPE!

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Will you stop and let these guys appease your dash's machine spirits real quick?

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Haven't been on in awhile

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