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They call me Johnny Six-Bowls. No, I don't smoke weed, it's - yeah, I know. It's cause when I cook I need a buncha those little bowls to put my stuff in. You know, cut up veggies and stuff. What's the word. Mise en place. Yeah. So I gotta have a bunch of em with stuff all prepped before I start. Elsewise it's all chaos. Anyway. You here to duel? Or should I give you head
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i love heeeeeeeeeer SO SO SO MUCH aaaaaaaghhhhhh *dying*
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Big Finish Interview - Jodie Whittaker & Mandip Gill on Returning to Doctor Who
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These two omfg 馃懡馃挋馃挋
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh鈥檚 curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh鈥檚 tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly
Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh鈥檚 wrath
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