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i know when everyone’s posts say “men and minors dni” it usually means cis men (i think) but like it still makes me feel bad and like i’m not allowed to interact with anybody here except other guys and it genuinely feels awful. i’m not even a man but i’m a guy, a boy, a dude.

does anybody else feel like this or is it just me

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Milf!Wanda x transmasc!reader dating imagine (18+)

Milf!Wanda loves to take you clothes shopping, even though you hate shopping. She makes it bearable because she incessantly tells you how handsome you are. You have a hard time shopping for clothes due to your stature and build—pants never fit you right, shirts are way too big or far too long, and you tend to experience a lot of dysphoria. She somehow always knows, and only picks out clothes with textures and designs she knows you’ll be comfortable in. 

Milf!Wanda is very possessive and protective of you. She is always touching you. When in public, she often holds onto your arm, intertwining her fingers with yours. She likes when you wear jeans because she will slip her hand into your back pocket. She is interested in getting you a piece of permanent jewelry with her initials on it but has yet to bring it up in conversation. 

Pre-op: Milf!Wanda is very cognizant of how long you have been binding and makes sure you take breaks when it’s been a long time. You used to fight her on it, but she does not take no for an answer. She keeps one of your hoodies in her car so you can still feel comfortable without binding. She always says, “you are my beautiful boy, no matter what,” to remind you. 

Post-op: Milf!Wanda was there for you the whole way, she absolutely adored having you fully dependent on her to wash you, clothe you, and make food for you. She secretly loves having you helpless and needy for her. After you healed, she would rub cream on your scars. Sometimes when laying together in bed she mindlessly traces the lines on your chest. 

Milf!Wanda often calls you her “good boy”, which translates to the bedroom. She most often takes the dominant role, giving you orders and placing rules. One of her favorite types of play is when she brings out your collar and leash. She relishes the way you easily submit to her and how you would seemingly follow her blindly. Her favorite position is being behind you, having you on your hands and knees at her mercy, her strap pounding into you, while she harshly handles your body and leash, making the leather of your collar dig into your neck. 

Milf!Wanda loves leaving marks on you. Her possessiveness knows no bounds, and there are often multiple forms of marks littered across your body. Whether it is nail marks, scratches, bites, hickeys, bruises, you often leave the house with an assortment. As she is extremely jealous, she has been known to mark you in public or even cut your outing short if she even gets a hint at someone looking at you in a way she doesn’t like. You let her, because it brings you immense pride to be wanted so deeply and carnally. She has thoughts of carving her initials/name into your skin but sometimes worries she may scare you with her darkest desires, so she doesn’t bring it up.

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Natasha is more than a *little* distracted

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Kathryn Hahn gets it.

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Natasha: i am a strong independent woman who doesn't need a man.

Natasha: *glances at Wanda*

Natasha: a woman, however...

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Me checking on one of my beloved ao3 fics that hasn't been updated since 2017

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“stole your move, spiderman”

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there is no greater pain than shipping 2 characters who literally have 2 minutes of screen time w each other and then never interact again after that 💔💔

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Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

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“Nat and Wanda had a combined 34 seconds of shared screen time, how do you ship them???”

BECAUSE I AM ALL-KNOWING GET OFF MY DICK

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wandanat being one of the famous mcu wlw ships out there is still so wild to me because they have little to no interactions in the movies AND YET!!!

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😂😂😂😂 I just watched the new episode of the animated Harley Quinn show. Tentacle vine sex confirmed!

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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

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THERE GOES MY BABYYYYY

artist - keidehoi on twt

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hi i am new to tumblr! sorry if im doing anything wrong im still learning how this website works! anyway this is caitvi if they met when they were young and nothing bad ever happened to them ever <3

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I’m so THANKFUL to whoever posted this

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Okay okay okay life isn’t that bad I was just hungry