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Love how X-Men ‘97 has a villain who straight up is like “I hate mutants because they whine about how we oppress and murder them, maybe if you shut up and dealt with humans oppressing and murdering you we’d oppress and murder you a little more gently” and some smooth brain idiots were like “Hmm yes X-Cutioner makes excellent points.”

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Knuckles isn't a zionist ffs

Paramount however

This is why I’m not getting Paramount+, that company can eat my entire asshole

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It was a subtle thing with Krav Maga because that’s the martial art the IOF developed

I mean I don’t think learning a martial art designed by assholes necessarily makes you an asshole unless you use it to be an asshole

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How are we doing after paramount made Knuckles a Zionist

I thought they just made him Jewish? That’s not the same thing

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ANIMATION DIRECTOR FOR STONE OCEAN POSTED THIS AND THEN IT WAS DELETED BUT HEY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!!!

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Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Match 2-5

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Between Vivian Paper Mario and Dragona Jojo, it is a really great week for trans people getting representation! Y’all are winning big, baby!

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Huge leak of animation, a governor admitting she murdered a pet dog cuz she didn’t like it, the Knuckles show dropping to mixed reviews… Boy, April is going out with a bang!

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The gooners are also mad that one of the outfits in stellar blade was changed to cover a little more skin. Vomiting, shrieking, crying blood. Except they can’t call for a boycott over censorship because they already staked their entire anti woke ‘movement’ on it beating baldur’s gate 3 and its ‘woke gay romances’

I’m glad I waited to answer this because it’s even funnier, I’m pretty sure the outfit change thing was fake??? They are literally mad at nothing lol

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Stellar Blade got mostly okay reviews and the gooners are upset people found the main girl a bland personality free doll. Also, they patched out some graffiti that had the unfortunate phrase "hard R"

I mean the gooners were really banking on this being the next big blockbuster smash in spite of negative reviews, but now that it’s out it’s getting okay reviews pointing out the flaws of the lead—which is just exposing their superficial, cum stained support for what it is. This is really Kojima’s “you will regret your words and deeds” but even worse because there really isn’t more to Stellar Bladella than surface level sex appeal.

And even beyond that, no one fucking cares about this game—gamers have all moved on to celebrating that they kept the transphobia in Paper Mario. It’s just lost in the shuffle. It’ll do decent but it’s gonna be on sale for twenty bucks in a year and beyond that will get totally forgotten.

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Legitimately I thought you were joking when you said “Scrappy Doo killed Velma” I had to enter the Tumblr tag and see random screenshots to believe it 😭 (apparently Velma’s ghost proceeds to kill Scrappy Doo, RIP he made a valiant sacrifice)

This is a wild, wild timeline we’re in, huh?

I thought it was fake at first too! First thing I see is some screenshot on Twitter of Scrappy going “I was the killer” and I loved through the whole “Aang is Amon” and “McGucket is the author” hoaxes so I was super skeptical—but it’s real! He died a true patriot!

I’ll tell you this much, I almost want to watch the show now just because it sounds like it went insane. If you’re gonna be a bad show, at least be crazy bad.

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So the entirety of Velma season 2 dropped yesterday, which is bad because dropping entire seasons at once sucks and the most annoying people on Earth aren’t gonna shut up about it for weeks. And you know, normally I wouldn’t talk about the show because it’s clearly low-effort rage bait made to be hate watched, but there are a couple of things that made this season worth mentioning:

They made Scrappy a villain again.

He fucking kills Velma in the finale.

I thought this was made up but… nope! Scrappy has redeemed himself in a meta sense I guess!

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Genuinely what the fuck.

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Slasher films are a lot like hair metal: Big in the 80s, most of it is sexist, almost entirely exists as self-parody since the 90s, and occasionally produced some of the best art of its time when the right artists worked on it.

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Slasher films are a lot like hair metal: Big in the 80s, most of it is sexist, almost entirely exists as self-parody since the 90s, and occasionally produced some of the best art of its time when the right artists worked on it.